User:Laurel haremaid

hello all! Laurel Haremaid here, and welcome to my page. i am a young female hare who ran away from Salamandastron because i didn't like living under the same roof (or slab of rock) as Colonel Fernspike. (scroll down to read the rest of my story.) and so that's all i'll say for now. read my blog, post a comment, edit my talk page, or be my friend. i'll cya around, wot! Redwaaaaaaal!!! Eulaliaaaaaaa!!!

-- Laurel Haremaid Come and talk with the hare, wot! 20:55, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

About Me (In real life)

 * i'm 13 and three quarters years old : )
 * i'm a Roman Catholic
 * i take ballet and i love it!
 * i take acting and i also love it!
 * i've been reading Redwall for, hmm, two years i think. : )
 * i also love the Sherlock Holmes books, Wind in the Willows, Narnia, Mouse Guard, The Hobbit, and books by Madeleine L'engle and Beverly Cleary.
 * i am homeschooled and loving it!
 * i am a neat freak :o
 * my Redwall collection:
 * Redwall
 * Mossflower
 * The Bellmakeer
 * Triss
 * Taggerung
 * Marlfox
 * Lord Brocktree
 * Loamhedge
 * Outcast of Redwall
 * Long Patrol
 * Doomwyte
 * Salamandastron
 * The Redwall Cookbook
 * two of the Redwall Journals, which i love!
 * and also The Angel's Command
 * i've read all the Redwall books, but i've only read The Angel's Command of the other series

My Faves (Redwall based)

 * Redwall books: Taggerung, Triss, The Long Patrol, Salamandastron, Mariel of Redwall, and Lord Brocktree
 * Weapons: bow and arrows, sling, and the Sgian Dhu Rakketty Tam carries
 * Badgers: Sunflash the Mace, Mara, Russano
 * Mice: Springald, Abbess Meriam, Rose, Kastern, Joseph the Bellmaker, Simeon
 * Hares: Maudie Thropple, Dotti, Tammo DeFormello Tussock, Brigadier Crumshaw, Hon rosie, Pasque Valerian
 * Squirrels: Fenna, Janglur Swifteye, Rakketty Tam, Trefoil
 * Otters: Deyna (Tagg), Kroova, Bagg and Runn
 * Moles: Foremole Brull, Grumm Trencher, all the little molebabes (they're so cute!)
 * Hedgehogs: Abbot Humble, Corksnout Spikkle, Durry Quill
 * Birds: Boldred
 * Place: i think the watermeadows, besides Redwall, of course!

My Faves (Otherwise)

 * TV shows: NCIS, Burn Notice, Monk, White Collar, Mythbusters, Jeeves and Wooster, Mapp and Lucia, Star Trek: Next Generation, Beverly Hillbillies, Gilligan's Island
 * Movies: Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, UP, My Fair Lady, Mary Poppins, Toy Story (1 and 2), Incredibles
 * Animals(not from Redwall): otters, badgers, seals, all birds, unicorns
 * Birds(not from Redwall, either): peacocks, penguins, Dodo birds, and hummingbirds

Things I Like

 * Redwall!!!
 * reading : ) and writing (okay, i like creating stories but the 'writing them out part' kinda gets to me)
 * dancing!
 * crocheting
 * birds : >
 * rainy days
 * people who aren't afraid to admit or express they're religion
 * England. for some reason, i just like England and anyone from there. i think the accent is cute and i want to travel there, especially since my favorite author is from there!
 * Disneyland. there is a distinct difference between Disneyworld and Disneyland, and 'Land is totally better
 * cold weather, and snow
 * baby animals
 * Redwall Abbey : )

A Word From Laurel
i, Laurel Haremaid, was born in Salamandastron to Iris and Lucas Harerabble. i felt i was chastised too hard by the Colonel Fernspike chap for scoffing half (only half!) of the blinkin' old rasberry and mulberry pie that was supposed to be for the upcoming promotion ceremony. may not have been too wise, but i ran away, and came upon the jolly old Redwall Abbey, where they took me in, a starved, poor, young, bedraggled hare. my last meal (last blinking meal!) had been the day before when a kind old mole chappess gave me some tucker and berth for the night.

that was last season. now i am living the peaceful life at Redwall, where the weather is fine, the jolly old chaps and chappesses are good, and where the scoff is very much better than at that blinking mountain, wot wot! although, i might have to start looking for a new home. that Assistant Cook has been at me a lot lately for scoffing (or so he says!) the pies and pasties he sets out to cool on the windowsill. hmm, must be one of the dibbuns, greedy little chaps, always sticking there paws into something or other...

(i am currently making this into a fan fic story, so check it out, and post a comment! also, look at my poem! do it, or else...-- Laurel Haremaid Come and talk with the hare, wot! 21:10, December 29, 2009 (UTC))

Why I'm A Hare
i'm kind of cheeky and loud and talkative and boisterous, and i never turn away from a good meal! also my singing voice is not that good, but that doesn't stop me from warblin' a pretty ditty or two once in while, wot! also i'm not one of the most modest types, but i guess i could be pretty perilous if the need arises; not that it ever did living in southern California in the middle of the city. but who knows? so that's why i'm a hare. : )

Contributions I Have Made
i wrote one poem called Trisscar Swordmaid on Redwall Fan Poems, and i'm also working on a story to go with my character, Laurel Haremaid. i also check out a lot of your guys' user pages. :&gt;

Friendsy Wendsies!
Sign here if you want me to acknowledge your existence. please sign. : )

Hare buddies, wot! :D  --Long Patrol Girl  "Fish and Chips!!" 04:11, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Sure! I'll be yore friend. I get in trouble for scoffing as well-Segalia Beware the Warrior! 05:58, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

--iFren Can you show me how to fly? 06:29, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

~Layla the Wildcat  Talk!  00:07, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Bluestripethewild SGNIHT MODNAR  02:16, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Verminfate   Nobeast outfights Razgath the Mercenary!

Silva of the Hazel eyes  Sarcasm-Just one more service I provide 05:39, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Uhhh, I'm not exactly sure what a 'friendsy wendsy' is but I'll just say we're good friends lol! Neildown--67.142.162.20 18:51, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

--<font color="#daa520" style="background:Green">Penglens <font color="#008000" style="background:Goldenrod">Who needs logic? 18:53, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, you read my story so i'm your friend!--Dewface 19:58, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

MeMememememememe Pick MEEEEEEEEE!--Maudie Thropple 20:02, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

MWAHAHAHA! You acknowledged me before i signed! YES! I'm special! :) <font color="green" style="background:khaki ">Arrowtail <font color="khaki " style="background:green ">Leave a message after you click! 16:56, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

wooo hoooo!!--<font color="Blue ">Dewface  <font color="Red" size="3">LOL :D 00:12, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

Friendship makes the world go round!--<font color="Lime">Ferretmaiden <font color="aqua" size="2">"I live in a Fantasy world" 00:19, 27 August 2009 (UTC) 01:01, September 2, 20 03:09, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Hi matey! Can I be a friendsy wendsie? I wants t'be yore matey, matey! Trenna Swiftpaw 21:48, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Friends! Gulo! Gulo! --  GulotheSavage  - -<font color="red" size="2">Gulo Never Sleeps!  21:32, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

--<font color="Blue ">Maudie Thropple <font color="Fuchsia" size="2">Who stole me flippin salad?! 18:21, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

I'll be your friendsy wendsie :D Sister Armel 03:27, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Update List
Anyone can sign here if they want updates on Laurel Haremaid. yeah, i know, i don't work on it that much but i try! i'm on Chapter Two now. : )

Update it NOW I'm dieng here! :D--<font color="Navy">Ferretmaiden <font color="Purple" size="2">You Have My Daggers! 23:02, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Gulo Gulo Gulo!! --  GulotheSavage  - -<font color="red" size="2">Gulo Never Sleeps!  21:16, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

I'm askin' ye to update me, matey! Do it soon! Haharr! Trenna Swiftpaw 23:04, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

What I Look Like
if you want to draw me, this what i look like:


 * i'm a female hare (of course!)
 * my clothing is an elbow-length knee-length pale blue tunic with a wide braided rope belt/sash thingy
 * no excess hair! animals do not have long head hair and neither do i!
 * just a sling and stone as my weapon hanging from my belt, and a small knife
 * oh, and don't forget a haversack filled with yummy rations! : )
 * i'm about fifteen seasons
 * if you draw me, don't do like, a fighting pose, just a sort of young demure haremaid pose
 * a few paw bracelets, no earrings. i'm not a corsair!
 * my eye color is hazel greenish/brown
 * i'm kinda tall, medium weight (whatever is medium for a young female hare)