User blog:Peregrine Nightstream/Redwall Character Interview: Urgan Nagru and Silvamord

Peregrine Nightstream: Welcome to Redwall Character Interviews, and thanks for coming! Today we'll be interviewing Urgan Nagru and his mate, Silvamord. Before we start, I'd like to thank Snowfur, a.k.a. Katie Sullivan, for her amazing talk show. Good job Snowfur! But let's begin. Urgan, why don't you introduce yourself?

Urgan Nagru: Fine. I am the magnificent, the wondrous--

Silvamord: Why does he get to go first? He's only the brawn, I'm the real brains!

Urgan Nagru: [glaring at her] Take that back, vixen! Everyone knows that I'm the brains and you're only my sidekick!

Silvamord: How dare you! If anything you're my sidekick!

Urgan Nagru: Am not!

Silvamord: Are too!

Urgan Nagru: Am not!

Silvamord: Are too!

Peregrine Nightstream: Err, why don't we--

Silvamord: Silence!

Urgan Nagru: Yeah, silence!

Silvamord: [to Urgan Nagru] See, you can't even speak without me!

Urgan Nagru: Can too!

Silvamord: Cannot!

Peregrine Nightstream: YOU TWO! If you can't stop bickering, then you'll get kicked out! ANd if you get kicked out, then I'm going to interview Slagar instead!

Urgan Nagru: You wouldn't.

Slagar: [from backstage] I thought you were going to interview me anyway!

Peregrine Nightstream: I never said I was going to interview you.

Slagar: Then why I am here?

Peregrine Nightstream: Cheap labor.

Slagar: Aww.

Peregrine Nightstream: [to Urgan Nagru and Silvamord] And if you're really good, I'll give you cookies.

Slagar: That's just mean.

Urgan Nagru: I claim chocolate!

Silvamord: No fair.

Peregrine Nightstream: Anyway, let's get on with it. Urgan, why don't you tell us something about yourself?

Urgan Nagru: Yes. Well, as you can see, my name is both backwards and forwards, meaning that no one can creep up on me from behind! Mwahahaah!

Silvamord: What about sideways?

Urgan Nagru: [stops laughing] Huh?

Silvamord: What if someone comes from the side?

Urgan Nagru: [blinks] I don't get it.

Silvamord: [sighs] Never mind.

Urgan Nagru: [shrugs] Of course you'll be wondering how I gained this gloriously horrifying wolf pelt I'm wearing right now. I slew its owner, and it has since become a symbol of my power!

Peregrine Nightstream: [confused] Wait, so you didn't tale it off a frozen wolf that had been dead for half a season?

Urgan Nagru: [silence]

Urgan Nagru: SILVAMORD!

Peregrine Nightstream: And that's where we'll stop for today. Thanks for watching, everyone! Peregrine Nightstream out. SECURITY!