User blog:Lord Jake the Warrior/The End and the Trickster

Chapter 1 Captain Tamello De Fformelo Tussock bolted up the stairs of the fortress stronghold of Salamandastron. Not bothering to knock, he burst in. "Sir, He's bally done it again, wot wot" Badger Lord Russano the Wise looked up gravely. "Where is he?" enquired Russano

The Wolverine raised his feral maw, growling at the Long Patrol hares in the Great Hall of Salamandastron. He ran at the nearest hare, rumored to be the greatest swordsman at Salamandastron. He quickly brought his savage claws up. "Stop this childish nonsense right now!!!" The Wolverine turned and stared with bloodshot eyes at the old Bager Lord. He growled menacingly. The bager stood there, unafraid. The Vermin charged, leaping up, ready to rake his claws on the badgers chest. Then, at the last moment, Rusano the Wise brought his staff, the staff of Russa Nodrey, around. It struck the Wolverine in the jaw, sending him flying back. The Wolverine stood up, growling menacingly. Russano the Wise stepped forward. And shook his head. "Ragnarok, Ragnarok, when will you learn?"