User blog:Dewface/Mossflower raido talk show 1

Introduction
Hello everybeast! I am the mighty Dewface and I am hosting a jolly celebrity talk show about animals who have made a mark in Redwall history! We will have gust stars and you may also contact me on my bally user page if you want to be a gust star, enjoy the show!

One
"Hello chaps and chapesses! I am Dewface, the hairmaid everybeasts heard about! Today are our guests will be:Trisscar swordmaid, Grumm, Abbot Mortimor, and the legendary Asmoudeus!"

[applause]

Triss:"Hi everybeast! Oh come on! You don't have to applaud!"

Asmoudeus:"Hello everybeassssst, ssssso nice to eat you!"

Grumm:"Hello! Hurr! Oi beez gurtly plezed to see you'm"

Abbot:"Oh hello Asmodeus! We're from the same book!"

[applause faids]

Dewface:"How nice to see you everybeast wot!"

Asmoudeus:"You, sssssquerral! You have my sssssword!"

Dewface:"awww! Don't cry big snakything! It-

Asmoudeus:"How dare you sssspeak to me like that bunny! I will eat you!"

[Triss draws sword]

Triss:"You wouldent dare! I've slain snakes before worm!"

[Abbot hides from Asmoudues]

Grumm:"Now now dawnt ee fret 'bot Moretemore!"

[asmoudeus attacks Triss]

Dewface:"er, security! Comertail break!"