User blog:Umrag the Destroyer/Redwall Parody: Court

This will discuss various cases from the Redwall series. - Judge: Flamegauge, badger Prosecutor: Rtretto, otter Advocate: Swiftvetter, hare Accused: Dingeye Victim: Samkim

Case: Murder of brother Hal

"Please stand up. The court has started." Everyone stood up. "This case is about the murder of Brother Hal. The accused is Dingeye. Please make yourselves known." The stoat stood up, shaking. "I'm Dingeye, a completely innocent stoat. I lived in street idiots, tent twelve, bed two."

To be continued...