User:Captain Flander Saberspawn

Hey redwallers an' long patrollers alike! My name is Captain Flander Sapper Jon Slasher Bo Eater Big Rabbet Denver Pore Empty Stomach Flint Scout Please Give A Pore Suffering Hare Yore Sandwich Thyme Basil Saberspawn. But you can call me either Captain, Flander, Sapper, or Mr. Saberspawn :) (By the way, wot kinda jolly ol' sandwich yer eatin'?)