User blog:Coldstrype the Scythe/Story for Ejaxk

'''I was over CopperJaw's house with Ejaxk, and he wanted me to write a short story about the proposed fight between him and CopperJaw. Also, Skelva makes her first appearance in the story. Here you go, Ejaxk!'''

Ejaxk the Abyss, also known as Evamek, rowed quietly toward the coast in his longboat. He was in his recon gear, consisting of a black tunic and slacks with a grey vest. He also wore a gray headband on his head, holding his gold tipped spiky hair up from his eyes. He was a mostly black fox, having occasional brown and tan splotches, and he had very odd bright orange paws. On his right eye was a crescent shaped scar, and an arrowhead shaped one was on his left. Eventually, a large volcano appeared in the distance. Ejaxk began to row closer to investigate. Maybe someone will be on the coast to help me find my way around this strange land, he thought. A duck flew overhead, and it landed in the water next to Ejaxk's longboat. "What brings you around these parts," the duck asked.

"I'm looking for a place to stay for awhile," answered Ejaxk.

"Well, that volcano on the coast is Salamandastron, mountain of the fire lizard," the duck quacked.

The duck flew back off, and Ejaxk kept rowing toward the coast. On the beach, he noticed two figures. As he rowed closer, it became more apparent that the two creatures were hares, the main resident of Salamandastron. They were sitting next to each other on the rocks, apparently talking and laughing. The male hare wore a green jacket, unbuttoned to reveal a white tunic. In his belt was a mace, and slung across his shoulders were two sabers. Next to him was a female hare, apparently his sister. She also wore a green jacket, but it was buttoned up. She wore a large brimmed hat, but coming out the back of it was a very long, orange-red ponytail. Ejaxk found her to be very attractive. He had to talk to her. Ejaxk reached the coast, and instantly introduced himself to the pretty female hare.

"I'm Ejaxk! What's your name?"

"My name's Skelva, but my friends call me Silver."

"Skelva... that has a very nice ring to it..."

"Um... excuse me," Said Skelva. "Are you okay?"

"I'm just fine! It's just that you're really hot."

"Say that one more time!" Shouted Skelva.

"Uhh... You're hot?"

That was the last straw for Skelva. She aimed a bone-crunching kick right into Ejaxk's crotch. Ejaxk rolled over and over in pain, tears pouring out his eyes.

"AAAAAAGH! THAT HURT!" Ejaxk screamed.

The male hare told Skelva, "Go get Lord Coldstrype. I'll deal with the corsair."