User:Mauran Axestripe

Hi, my name is Mauran Axestripe. I live at Redwall Abbey, and at the moment the Leader of Redwall is a kindly young ottermaid called Isalia, a descendant of Deyna, a Taggerung. My best friend is a squirrel called Ferranta Brushtail. I do not know who my parents are. Bram Wildlough, Skipper for the Wildloughs here, says he found me on a dark and stormy night. Every day I study the Abbey records, and learn of the many adventures Redwallers have had. Hopefully I will have adventures of my own. See below things I have made up myself.

Lists
Redwall History Books Read

Lord Brocktree (book)

Martin the Warrior (book)

Mossflower (book)

The Legend of Luke

Outcast of Redwall

Mariel of Redwall

The Bellmaker

Salamandastron

Redwall

Mattimeo (book)

Pearls of Lutra

The Long Patrol (book)

Marlfox

The Taggerung

Triss (book)

Loamhedge (book)

Rakkety Tam (book)

High Rhulain (book)

Eulalia!

Jobs in Redwall

Leader of Redwall: Abbess Isalia

Gatehouse Keeper: Buran Gala

Infirmary Keepers: Sister Auburn and Brother Gurrnum

Recorder: Brother Matthew

Librarian: Brother Elmtree

Friar: Friar Dorgin

Beekeeper: Sister Doriann

Gardener: Brother Gurrjrey

Cellarhogs: Tunsley Spearback and Graven Spearback

Redwall Warrior: Sablefur Brushtail

Residential Hare: Parsley Longlug

Dibbun Nurses: Sister Speedwell and Sister Daisy

Foremole: Foremole Duggery

Skipper of Otters: Bram Wildlough

Log-a-Log: Log-a-Log Thumper

History Book Favourites

Favourite Books: The Taggerung, Marlfox

Least Favourite Book: Outcast of Redwall

Favourite Warrior: Deyna, Martin I, Mariel Gullwhacker, Tiria Wildlough

Favourite Hare: Tamello de Fformelo Tussock, Pasque Valerian

Favourite Marriage: Pasque and Tammo, Rakkety Tam and Sister Armel

Saddest Death: Urthstripe(honestly, I cried), Skarlath(waaaaah!), Laterose(an absolute tragedy), Shogg(poor Kroova).

Happiest Death: Nightshade(yippee!), Riftun(haha), Cluny the Scourge(serve him right), Gulo(silly guy, killing himself like that).

Favourite Abbots and Abbesses: Tansy, Song, Mhera, Humble

Favourite Song: Dungle Drips, Straighten Up Those Shoulders(end of Triss)

Competitions and Current Champions
Riddle Competition: Sister Amelay, 25 riddles answered

Best Poem: Mauran Axestripe, Taggerung!

Custard Pie Throw: Abbess Isalia, 6 hits

Skimming Stones: Binta Bungtail, 10 skips

Feasting Competition: Parsley Herbert Longlug, 28 piled plates

Fencing Tournament: Sablefur Brushtail, all wins

Swimming Competition: Bram Wildlough, 16 seconds

Best Meal: Friar Dorgin, Redwall Trifle

Dibbun Scaring: Sister Speedwell, 1 threat

Archery Contest: Brother Matthew, 5 bullseyes

Greased Pole Climb: Ferranta Brushtail, 24 seconds

Best Parody of a Song: Brother Torrilis, comical version of 'Martin'

Best Vermin Disguises: Brother Timothy and Sister Gertrude

Crawling Race: Dibbun Issa, 1 minute 3 sec

Best voice: Songlass Lashtail, 'Martin'

Works

 * Elmstripe's Story (completed)
 * Fan Fiction:Silth, Queen of Marlfoxes

Songs and Poems
The Long Patrol


 * ''Sometimes I sit,straight back and all,
 * ''And think about leaving Redwall,
 * ''And travel along the snake of blue,
 * ''To find brave hares, noble and true.


 * ''They would be as fast as a gale,
 * ''And be able to follow a trail,
 * ''Patrol hares, so swift and tall,                        [[Image:Basil_tv.JPG|thumb]]
 * ''Great commanders, warriors all!


 * ''Then after we'd have some food and drink,
 * ''And I'd hear some medals go clinketty-clink,
 * ''They'd rise and march away,
 * ''And call, "Come join us someday!"

Taggerung!


 * ''Swift and silent as a breeze,
 * ''Always careful not to sneeze,
 * ''Taggerung!
 * ''Oh Taggerung, none can best thee,
 * ''Even those further than thy can see.
 * ''Taggerung! Zann Juska Taggerung!


 * ''Deyna, the babe at the ford,
 * ''Who was taken by a vermin lord,
 * ''Taggerung!
 * ''Deyna, an otter brought up to kill,
 * ''Even though 'twas against his will.
 * ''Taggerung! Zann Juskarath Taggerung!


 * ''Gruven Zann, false Taggerung,
 * ''Could prob'ly be killed with a bung,                   [[Image:Taggerung.jpg|thumb]]
 * ''Taggerung!
 * ''"Gruven Zann! Juskazann!
 * ''Take our name, rule our clan."
 * ''Taggerung! Zann Juskazann Taggerung!


 * ''Ruggan Bor, a dangerous fox,
 * ''Wish he was shut in a box,
 * ''Taggerung!
 * ''Ruggan Bor,
 * ''Awfully tall,
 * ''Taggerung! Zann Juskabor Taggerung!


 * ''Swift and silent as a breeze,
 * ''Always careful not to sneeze,
 * ''Taggerung!
 * ''Oh Taggerung, none can best thee,
 * ''Even those further than thy can see.
 * ''Taggerung! Zann Juska Taggerung!

Log-a-Log


 * ''Ho, Log-a-Log wuz a meany beast,
 * ''Could finish a whole Red'all feast,
 * ''Sharp rapier an' ears so fine,
 * ''Bolting down food, guzzlin' wine!


 * ''Oh, Log-a-Log 'as a tum like yores,
 * ''He'll kick ye down on four paws,
 * ''Crack yore back, break yore tail,
 * ''Then on yore 'ead he'll shove a pail!


 * ''Once he went out on a boat,
 * ''Sliced a ferret an' chopped a stoat,
 * ''An' a young shrew named Brodda Tog
 * ''Yelled, "Hip hooray for Log-a-Log!"

Foremole's Song (I originally wrote this one normally, but Foremole said he couldn't speak like that, so I tried writing it in molespeech.)


 * ''Oi bee's a moler, straight 'n troo,
 * ''Moi gurtest dooty is t' serve yoo,
 * ''An' oo diggen the biggurst 'oles?
 * ''On'y us 'uns, we be moles!


 * ''We diggum oop, we diggum daown,
 * ''We diggum soidways an' araown,
 * ''An' if'n ye get stuck loike ee stop,
 * ''We'll pull ee oot with a pop!


 * ''Oi bee's a moler, wi' gurt diggen claws,
 * ''An' oi betcha they're nort loike yores,
 * ''Coz oi'm a moler,
 * ''A maker of holers,
 * ''But oi 'ardly use moi jaws.


 * ''We diggum oop, we diggum daown,
 * ''We diggum soidways an' araown,
 * ''An' if'n ye get stuck loike ee stop,
 * ''We'll pull ee oot with a pop!

The Battle of The Thousand


 * ''Here I am, so tall and proud,
 * ''The marching feet are very loud,
 * ''I'm fighting for the Abbey of Redwall,
 * ''And now, I'm going off to war.


 * ''The foe is said to be a thousand strong,
 * ''There's so many things that could go wrong,
 * ''What will my comrades say,
 * ''If they have to leave there and I have to stay?


 * ''I dislike vermin, I dislike them bad,
 * ''It is in my mind to leave them sad,
 * ''I'll chop off their tails, I'll chop off their ears,
 * ''I'll cut them so bad they'll burst into tears.


 * ''Here they come, so ugly and fierce,
 * ''Oh no! One of my friends one did pierce.
 * ''I didn't know, why did I come?
 * ''If I die, what will happen to Mum?


 * ''There's an ugly mug in front of me,
 * ''I'm so full of rage I can hardly see,
 * ''I stab blindly with my spear,
 * ''Why, oh why did I want to come HERE?


 * ''This ridge is a terrible place,
 * ''The Thousand don't give you much space,
 * ''Oof! That weasel got me bad,
 * ''The vermin are making me sad!


 * ''Oh mother, I just want to sleep,
 * ''And have a peace ever so deep.
 * ''What has happened to my friends?
 * ''And will I ever, ever mend?


 * ''"'I cannot tell you what my heart longed to say,
 * ''When I had to leave here, and you had to stay.'
 * ''Pasque wrote these words, her tongue was tied
 * ''At the braveness of those warriors that died."

Parsley's Lifelong Love (Parsley will be outraged when I read this to him. Haha!)


 * ''Ho, pass me a flan or two,
 * ''I'll swallow them with one chew,
 * ''And also some of that cake,
 * ''Mmm! And that last slice I'll take.


 * ''Now let's try that cheese,
 * ''Aaachoo! It makes me sneeze,
 * ''And please pass me the jelly,
 * ''Whaaa? No way, not on your Nellie!


 * ''I'll gobble this, and gobble that,
 * ''And wash down with fizz,
 * ''I'll probably end up pudgy an' fat,
 * ''And faint while in a tizz!

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