User blog:Mewtworules/Mocking villain deaths

Cluny: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE OUCHHHHHHHH!

Tsarmina: "Oh dear! OH DEAR!! NOOOO!" Random otter: "Lucky..."

Slagar: "Ground, mouse, or badger, which one-" Thud!

Gabool: No Fair! That's MY killing machine!

Ferahgo: I knew I should have used long range weapons... Urgan Nagru: Silvamord got killed by an otter, I got killed by an otter... Are foxes prone to bad luck?

Swart Sixclaw: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!... OKAY, WHEN DO I HIT THE GROUND?

Ublaz: At least the mouse didn't chop me up with that awesome looking sword.

Damug Warfang: Is there a badger vaccine available?

Vallug Bowbeast: Sawney would have slain me if I slew this otter as a baby, and that otter's coming to slay me now. WHY, OH WHY??

Korvus Skurr: Free! I'm fre- (Sword plunged into body, dragged into water, then drowned.) Danger on one side, danger on another! WHY!!