User:Brigadier Barty

My original name is Bartholomew Bucktooth Billberry brunchscoffer Bowstring.Quite a mouthfull, wot?

So I decided to shorten it a tad: Now it's Bartholomew Billberry Bowstring. Why keep my middle name? Why because it jolly well reminds me of mouthwaterin' berries!

Sure is quite a lot of Redwall fans! They've got users of every species! They've got bands of badgers, hordes of hares, mobs of vermin, crowds of otters, armies of squirrels, tons of mice, legions of reptiles and enough birds to take over the bloomin' world wot! And believe me old bean, I'm pretty happy to see that many even know it'll take centuries to meet `em all!

Oh and any good cook is a friend of mine wot! Anybeast know how to make apple crumble?

Favorite books in order
Long Patrol

Salamandastron

Taggerung

Martin the Warrior

Lord Brocktree

Pearle of Lutra

Now onto the villains!
Ferahgo the Assassin

Sawney Rath

Ungatt Trunn

Mokkan the Marlfox

Lantur the Marlfox

Damug Warfang

The heroes
Deyna

Tammo

Mad Maudie

Lord Brocktree

Southpaw

Bobweave

Skipper

Favorite weapons
Lance

Bow

Rapier

Saber

Axe

I'm done with m'favorites. Now time to make friends.(I jolly well hope a cook will be)

Friends
Anybody should be friends with himself. Like me for example. Bartholomew Billberry Bowstring 10:50, August 11, 2010 (UTC)