User blog:UngattTrunn/Regarding those that wish to be one of the Blue Horde

Hallo, chaps and chappettes, 'tis I, Lord Ungatt Trunn. Every season I get quite a bit of applications to be a warrior at Salamungattrunn (Formerly Salamandastron) and they get so bloody confusing and disorganized, so here ye are, please fill this wee beastie out and tell me of your blinkin' results, the letters of the ones you chose, if you please. Send them here: Ungatt Trunn (talk page) Thank you for your time, and good blinkin' luck to ye! First of all, are you a woodland creature or a verminbeast? A. Squirrel, Hedgehog, Mole, Mouse, Otter, shrew, vole, etc. B. Ferret, Stoat, Rat, Weasel, Fox, Marten, etc. C. A WILDCAT LIKE MESELF!!!!!! Q. Stiffener Medick Other (Please specify) Secondly, how much do you want to serve Ungatt Trunn? A. I have always adored and feared you, there is nothing I want more than this!!! B. I just need a bloody job! C. Oh, I just found this laying around, so I thought I might give it a whirl. D. My friend dared me to. Q. Stiffener Medick Alright, now, what would you like to be? A. War general (YEARS and YEARS of experience) B. Weilmark ("I've been doing it for some time now") C. Captain (Experienced) D. Regular troop (Knows how to operate weapons) E. Ship crewbeast (very experienced in the ways of boating) F. Amunition distributor (Quick, has no fear of handling arrows and/or slingstones...?) G. Cook (Just go talk to friar Hugo, he'll teach you the Class-A cooking routine!) H. Runner (Fast and Fuel-efficient) I. Recorder (Knows how to write... fast) Q. Stiffener Medick Other (Please specify) Alright, now one more wee beastie: You must pledge fealty to Ungatt Trunn. You must promise to serve under him until the end of your days, and put your life in danger to save him and his Mountain Stronghold, Mount Salamungattrunn (formerly known as Salamandastron). You must also promise to NEVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE leak any imformation or weapons/supplies to Lord Brocktree, or any of his large family. Is this agreed? A. Yes! Lord Trunn, I will put my life into your hands, you bloody handsome devil, you! B. Eherm, yes, I suppose so, it seems reasonable. C. Well, if it gets me in, then, okay. D. Ugh, do I have to? Oh, fine... E. Erm, no, I decline the whole bloody thing. F for Fail. I AM LORD BROCKTREE!!! Q. Stiffener Medick Thank you all for participating. Once you have your results, please contact Lord Ungatt Trunn, and I hope to consider You to be a blue hordebeast! --Ungatt Trunn Woe to Those that Cross the Earthshaker... 06:24, March 10, 2010 (UTC)