User:Colonel Crumberry

I'm a hare, of sorts, was once of the mountain grand

But now, H'i'll say, I travel all 'pon the land

No badger lord t' tell me

Just what I should blinkin' do

An' comrades who'll steal y'tuck

The whole bally day through!

So I wander hither, there an' yon

Wherever I bloomin' please

An sometimes I'll just sail upon

Th' briny salty seas!