User blog comment:Segalia/Segalia Riverstorm's voyage/@comment-4850338-20180318210739

I have some questions about this scene:

"“Why did you have to conquer Redwall, Dad? You knew the legend,” Riplar had tears straggling down his muzzle."

1. When Riplar cried, did his tears specifically straggle down: A: The bridge of his muzzle and off the tip of his nose as he hung his head or B: The side of his muzzle diagonally and off his lower jaw and chin

2. Exactly how would Riplar react and what would he say to me if I hugged him, rubbed his back and licked those tears straggling down his muzzle with my tongue during the scene where he cried? Because every time I read that, I fantasize licking every last tear from Riplar's muzzle.

3. Dumb question but on a scale from 1 to 10 with 10 being the saltiest, how salty would Riplar's tears taste on my tongue if I licked them directly from his muzzle?

4. On a scale from 1 to 10 with 1 being freezing cold and 10 being scalding hot, how warm were those tears straggling down Riplar's muzzle?

I know these questions sound weird but please please PLEASE reply back!