User:Laurel haremaid

hi! my name is Laura, a.k.a Laurel Haremaid! i love this site! i am fairly new here so i am welcome to any help i can get. my family and i just moved across the galaxy. okay, i'm only joking, across the country. i live in Malibu, California now. i like getting messages and emails, so give me one! (or two...or three). also check out my fan fic stuff! here is some stuff about me. until next time! ''Eulaliaaaaaa! ''--Laurel Haremaid ( P.S. Beware...Boys are crazy! That means you, Bloodfox!the!banana!eater!, Neildown, Richard the Flame, Awavian, Bluestripe the Wild, EvilcanadaVI, Umrag the Destroyer : I )

About Me

 * i am 13 and a half years old


 * i live in California
 * i take ballet and tap dance
 * i also take violin and piano : )


 * i want to be a writer and ornithologist (bird naturalist) when i grow up.
 * i also love Sherlock Holmes books, Wind in the Willows, Narnia, Mouse Guard, and books by E.B. White, Andrew Clements, and Beverly Cleary.


 * i am a neat freak. :O
 * i am homeschooled, and lovin' it!
 * i am Catholic
 * the Redwall books i own are:
 * Redwall
 * Mossflower
 * The Bellmakeer
 * Triss
 * Taggerung
 * Marlfox
 * Lord Brocktree
 * Loamhedge
 * Outcast of Redwall
 * Long Patrol
 * Doomwyte
 * Salamandastron
 * The Redwall Cookbook
 * (I also own The Angel's Command)
 * i have read all of the Redwall books about twice. whenever i read a new Redwall book i read it over again to soak up all the details. i might even read it thrice
 * if you want to email me, mine is laurabirdnerd@yahoo.com

My Faves

 * Weapons: bow and arrows, sling, dagger,


 * TV shows: NCIS, Royal Pains, Burn Notice, Monk, Mythbusters, Spongebob, Star Trek: Next Generation


 * Redwall books: Taggerung, Triss, The Long Patrol, Salamandastron, Outcast of Redwall, and Lord Brocktree. i like sad books that make me cry. it usually means they're well written


 * Animals: otters, badgers, seals, all birds, unicorns, all baby animals


 * Birds: peacocks, penguins, Dodo birds, and hummingbirds


 * Season: Autumn, but i love the snow in Winter.

Things I Like

 * Milky Way and Three Musketeers candy
 * also, Jelly Bellies, the best jellybeans in the world!


 * crocheting


 * reading and writing
 * people who don't bend under peer pressure : )


 * birdies!
 * tap dancing! Fred Astaire! Gene Kelly!


 * rainy days


 * people who are random and aren't afraid to admit it


 * people who aren't afraid to admit or express they're religion


 * England. for some reason, i just like England and anyone from there. i think the accent is cute and i want to travel there. :)


 * fun or wacky or creative earrings
 * Disneyland. there is a distinct difference between Disneyworld and Disneyland, and i like 'Land better.
 * making friendship bracelets
 * biking
 * cold weather, and snow
 * dancing!
 * baby animals
 * barley! cooked barley is so good! it's like oatmeal but bigger and chewier and better!

Newbie Problems
i am still kinda new here so i am welcome to any help. lol. if you have suggestions or comments, PLEASE tell me! my current problems are:


 * how you guys all get your little avatar picture right in there with your signature!
 * how do i get my signature to work so that it links to my talk and user pages?


 * my refresh button for the shoutbox has disappeared. how do i get it back!?!

About my Character
i, Laurel Haremaid, was born in Salamandastron to Iris and Lucas Harerabble. i felt i was chastised too hard by the current badger lord chap for scoffing half (only half!) of the blinkin' old rasberry and mulberry pie that was supposed to be for the upcoming promotion ceremony. may not have been too wise, but i ran away, and came upon the jolly old Redwall Abbey, where they took me in, a starved, poor, young, bedraggled hare. my last meal (last blinking meal!) had been the day before when a kind old mole chappess gave me some tucker and berth for the night.

that was last season. now i am living the peaceful life at Redwall, where the weather is fine, the jolly old chaps and chappesses are good, and where the scoff is very much better than at that blinking mountain, wot wot!

(i am currently making this into a fan fic story, so check it out, and post a comment! also, look at my poem! do it, or else...)

Why I'm A Hare
well, i am kind of cheeky and loud and talkative and boisterous, and i never turn away from a good meal! also my singing voice is not that good, but that doesn't stop me from warblin' a pretty ditty or two once in while, wot! also i'm not one of the most modest types, but i guess i could be pretty perilous if the need arises; not that it ever did living in southern California in the middle of the city. but who knows? so that's why i'm a hare. : )

Someone
there is a new member of redwallwikia that just joined. his name is Bloodfox!the!banana!eater! he is weird. girls, beware of him. do not associate with the strange new character. i know him personally. the boys named at the top of this page might want to check out his user and talk pages. he is very weird. he is very crazy. you boys are weird and crazy. see the connecton? but girls, if you want to keep your sanity, just stick to meeting others. not him. i have spoken. that is my word. --Laurel haremaid "Come and talk with me, wot!" 21:44, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

Contributions I Have Made
i wrote one poem called Trisscar Swordmaid on Redwall Fan Poems, and i'm also working on a story to go with my character, Laurel Haremaid. i also check out a lot of your guys' user pages. :&gt;

Friendsy Wendsies!
Sign here if you want me to acknowledge your existence. please sign. : )

Hare buddies, wot! :D  --Long Patrol Girl  "Fish and Chips!!" 04:11, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Sure! I'll be yore friend. I get in trouble for scoffing as well-Segalia Beware the Warrior! 05:58, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

--iFren Can you show me how to fly? 06:29, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

~Layla the Wildcat  Talk!  00:07, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Bluestripethewild SGNIHT MODNAR  02:16, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Verminfate   Nobeast outfights Razgath the Mercenary!