User:Laurel haremaid

hello all! Laurel Haremaid here, and welcome to my page. i am a young female hare who ran away from Salamandastron because i didn't like living under the same roof (or slab of rock) as Colonel Fernspike. (scroll down to read the rest of my story.) and so that's all i'll say for now. read my blog, post a comment, edit my talk page, or be my friend. i'll cya around, wot! Redwaaaaaaal!!! Eulaliaaaaaaa!!!

-- Laurel Haremaid  Come and talk with the hare, wot!  20:55, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

News
okay, an important announcement: you all may have not seen me around that often, which is because i am not quite as into Redwall as i once was. don't get me wrong, i still love it! but i'm exploring different books and trying to have a variety of favorites. as you can also see, i have not updated my fan fic in a long time. sorry about that. i will get back to that sometime in the near future (hopefully!). thank you all, and Eulaliaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

About Me (In real life)

 * i'm 14 and a half
 * i'm a Roman Catholic
 * i act, and love it!
 * i'm also into dancing. but not any of that horrible modern stuff
 * i've been reading Redwall for, hmm, 'bout three years i think. : )
 * i've read every single one of the Redwall books!
 * i am homeschooled
 * i am on Facebook now (Dracula music) but i'm not addicted to it or anything like some people. i go on about once a week. and i have less than 50 friends, because a lot of my really good friends aren't in the social network. which i admire them for...
 * some people say i'm a neat freak, but others call me a slob. it really depends...
 * my Redwall collection:
 * The Sable Quean
 * Redwall
 * Mossflower
 * The Bellmakeer
 * Triss
 * Taggerung
 * Marlfox
 * Lord Brocktree
 * Loamhedge
 * Outcast of Redwall
 * Long Patrol
 * Doomwyte
 * Salamandastron
 * The Redwall Cookbook
 * two of the Redwall Journals, which i had a fun time filling up
 * and also The Angel's Command
 * i've read all the Redwall books, but i've only read The Angel's Command of the other series

Favorites (Redwall based)

 * Redwall books: Taggerung, Triss, Mariel of Redwall, and Lord Brocktree
 * Weapons: bow and arrows, sling, and the Sgian Dhu Rakketty Tam carries
 * Badgers: Sunflash the Mace, Mara, Russano, Cregga (she lives so long!!!)
 * Mice: Springald, Abbess Meriam, Rose, Kastern, Mariel, Joseph the Bellmaker, Simeon
 * Hares: Maudie Thropple, Dotti, Tammo DeFormello Tussock, Brigadier Crumshaw, Hon rosie, Pasque Valerian
 * Squirrels: Fenna, Janglur Swifteye, Rakketty Tam, Trefoil
 * Otters: Deyna (Tagg), Kroova, Bagg and Runn
 * Moles: Foremole Brull, Grumm Trencher, all the little molebabes (they're so cute!)
 * Hedgehogs: Abbot Humble, Corksnout Spikkle, Durry Quill
 * Birds: Boldred
 * Place: i think the watermeadows, besides Redwall itself, of course!

Favorites (Otherwise)

 * Animals: otters, all birds, unicorns (which are real, by the way. read the Bible), my brother, squirrels, chimpanzees
 * Birds:(since i like birds so much, i'm narrowing this down) lyrebirds, penguins, puffins, Dodo birds, hummingbirds
 * Places: California, Disneyland, my house, England, Iceland
 * Hobbies: reading, writing, dancing, acting, talking about Redwall
 * Books: Redwall, (duh) Sherlock Holmes, Wind in the Willows, Narnia, Mouse Guard, The Hobbit, The Sea of Trolls, Dragon Rider, Inkheart, and books by Madeleine L'engle.
 * TV shows: NCIS, Burn Notice, Monk, Mythbusters, White Collar, Jeeves and Wooster, Mapp and Lucia, Star Trek: Next Generation
 * Movies: Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, UP, My Fair Lady, Singing in the Rain, Toy Story (1 and 2), Incredibles, The Court Jester, Robin Hood (the new one and the Errol Flynn one)
 * People: Sarah Palin, Kari Byron, Brian Jacques (duh!), Abigail Breslin, Dominic Monaghan, Sherlock Holmes (yeah, i know he's not real, whatever), Dick Van Dyke, Glen Beck, Archbishop Fulton Sheen, Georgie Henley
 * Bands and Singers: Lifehouse, Natasha Bedingfield, Switchfoot, Coldplay, Sixpence None the Richer, Cimorelli

Things I Like

 * Redwall!!!
 * reading : ) and writing (okay, i like writing, but a lot of the time i am stuck for a subject to write about. that's why i keep a journal)
 * acting
 * dancing
 * lava lamps
 * listening to music
 * mountains
 * birds : >
 * rainy days
 * people who aren't afraid to admit or express they're religion
 * England. for some reason, i just like England and anyone from there. i think the accent is cute and i want to travel there, especially since my favorite author is from there:)
 * Disneyland. there is a distinct difference between Disneyworld and Disneyland, and 'Land is totally better. i can give a whole lecture on the differences
 * cold weather, and snow
 * baby animals
 * Redwall Abbey : )
 * Boston creme doughnuts
 * language arts
 * my journal, which i have neglected for a while now

Things (And People)I Don't Like (a.k.a. my venting)
wow, where do i begin?.......okay, here goes: Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Meg Whitman, Arnold Shwartzeneiger (i know didn't spell that right), Katy Perry, Justin Beiber, Lady Gaga, messy bedrooms, schoolwork deadlines, being forced to eat salad, Miley Cyrus, Facebook-obsessed weirdos, cockroches, the weird and messed up idea of "global warming", Harry Potter, mean and wacky landladies (don't ask), slow computers, really hot days, rap, Joe Biden, lousy, talentless actors who make million$ anyway, people who bend under peer pressure, hard, hard math work (including polynomials)........

A Word From Laurel
i, Laurel Haremaid, was born in Salamandastron to Iris and Lucas Harerabble. i felt i was chastised too hard by the Colonel Fernspike chap for scoffing half (only half!) of the blinkin' old rasberry and mulberry pie that was supposed to be for the upcoming promotion ceremony. may not have been too wise, but i ran away, and came upon the jolly old Redwall Abbey, where they took me in, a starved, poor, young, bedraggled hare. my last meal (last blinking meal!) had been the day before when a kind old mole chappess gave me some tucker and berth for the night.

that was last season. now i am living the peaceful life at Redwall, where the weather is fine, the jolly old chaps and chappesses are good, and where the scoff is very much better than at that blinking mountain, wot wot! although, i might have to start looking for a new home. that Assistant Cook has been at me a lot lately for scoffing (or so he says!) the pies and pasties he sets out to cool on the windowsill. hmm, must be one of the dibbuns, greedy little chaps, always sticking their paws into something or other.......

(i am currently making this into a fan fic story, so check it out, and post a comment! also, look at my poem! do it, or else...-- Laurel Haremaid Come and talk with the hare, wot! 21:10, December 29, 2009 (UTC))

Why I'm A Hare
i'm kind of cheeky and loud and talkative and boisterous, and i never turn away from a good meal! also my singing voice is not that good, but that doesn't stop me from warblin' a pretty ditty or two once in while, wot! also i'm not one of the most modest types, but i guess i could be pretty perilous if the need arises; not that it ever did living in southern California in the middle of the city. but who knows? so that's why i'm a hare. : )

Contributions I Have Made
i wrote one poem called Trisscar Swordmaid on Redwall Fan Poems, and i'm also working on a story to go with my character, Laurel Haremaid. i also check out a lot of your guys' user pages, and talk to you. :>

Quotes
these are random quotes i've picked up that i like, and will keep adding to. if you have any good ones you can tell me and i might consider adding them here! -- Laurel Haremaid Come and talk with the hare, wot! 06:39, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

Shoot for the moon... even if you fall you will land among the stars. (Les Brown)

Semper Fi (Marine motto meaning "always faithful")

If we do not honor the valor of our Defenders, we diminish their victory. (Anonymous)

(This next one is from the text in the menu of the "Blue Anchor" British pub and restaurant in Delray Beach, Florida):

"Our Opening Times: Six days a week 11:30 a.m. On the Seventh Day we open at Noon... so we have time to get our sins forgiven before we start em' all over again!"

Friendsy Wendsies!
Sign here if you want me to acknowledge your existence. please sign. : )

Hare buddies, wot! :D  --Long Patrol Girl  "Fish and Chips!!" 04:11, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Sure! I'll be yore friend. I get in trouble for scoffing as well-Segalia Beware the Warrior! 05:58, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

--iFren Can you show me how to fly? 06:29, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

~Layla the Wildcat  Talk!  00:07, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Bluestripethewild SGNIHT MODNAR  02:16, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Verminfate   Nobeast outfights Razgath the Mercenary!

Silva of the Hazel eyes  <font color="#da70d6" size="2">Sarcasm-Just one more service I provide 05:39, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Uhhh, I'm not exactly sure what a 'friendsy wendsy' is but I'll just say we're good friends lol! Neildown--67.142.162.20 18:51, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

--<font color="#daa520" style="background:Green">Penglens <font color="#008000" style="background:Goldenrod">Who needs logic? 18:53, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, you read my story so i'm your friend!--Dewface 19:58, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

MeMememememememe Pick MEEEEEEEEE!--Maudie Thropple 20:02, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

MWAHAHAHA! You acknowledged me before i signed! YES! I'm special! :) <font color="green" style="background:khaki ">Arrowtail <font color="khaki " style="background:green ">Leave a message after you click! 16:56, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

wooo hoooo!!--<font color="Blue ">Dewface  <font color="Red" size="3">LOL :D 00:12, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

Friendship makes the world go round!--<font color="Lime">Ferretmaiden <font color="aqua" size="2">"I live in a Fantasy world" 00:19, 27 August 2009 (UTC) 01:01, September 2, 20 03:09, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Hi matey! Can I be a friendsy wendsie? I wants t'be yore matey, matey! Trenna Swiftpaw 21:48, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Friends! Gulo! Gulo! --  GulotheSavage  - -<font color="red" size="2">Gulo Never Sleeps!  21:32, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

--<font color="Blue ">Maudie Thropple <font color="Fuchsia" size="2">Who stole me flippin salad?! 18:21, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

I'll be your friendsy wendsie :D Sister Armel 03:27, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

I'll be your friendsy wendsie as long as you don't call me that.--<font color="Red ">The Wild One <font color="crimson" size="3">Today is a good day to die! 00:38, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Let's be friends! --<font color="cyan" style="background:black" >Peony Laminar <font color="cyan" style="background:black" size = "2">"I say, you chaps" 17:24, May 5, 2010 (UTC)

Ahhh! Why didn't I sign sooner?! --<font color="Gold" style="background:navy">Lord Bluestripe  <font color="Silver" style="background:Maroon" size="3">Eulaliiiiiiaaa! 03:01, May 18, 2010 (UTC)

Please dont call a pore ageless war veteran that, its disrespectful, but wot the bloomin' heck, I'll sign! Like yer name, Captain Flander Saberspawn 18:23, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Update List
Anyone can sign here if they want updates on Laurel Haremaid. yeah, i know, i don't work on it that much but i try! i'm on Chapter Three now. : )

Update it NOW I'm dieng here! :D--<font color="Navy">Ferretmaiden <font color="Purple" size="2">You Have My Daggers! 23:02, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Gulo Gulo Gulo!! --  GulotheSavage  - -<font color="red" size="2">Gulo Never Sleeps!  21:16, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

I'm askin' ye to update me, matey! Do it soon! Haharr! Trenna Swiftpaw 23:04, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Update me too please!<font color="Navy">Sister Armel  <font color="Blue" size="2">REDWAL!!! 00:46, January 31, 2010 (UTC)

hey! update me too! thanks! --<font color="Blue ">Dewface  <font color="Red" size="3">"Beware, the worrior!" 01:13, May 5, 2010 (UTC)

What I Look Like
if you want to draw me, this what i look like:


 * i'm a female hare (of course!)
 * my clothing is an elbow-length knee-length pale blue tunic with a wide braided rope belt/sash thingy
 * no excess hair! animals do not have long head hair and neither do i!
 * just a sling and stone as my weapon hanging from my belt, and a small knife
 * oh, and don't forget a haversack filled with yummy rations! : )
 * i'm about fifteen seasons
 * if you draw me, don't do like, a fighting pose, just a sort of young demure haremaid pose
 * a few paw bracelets, no earrings. i'm not a corsair!
 * my eye color is hazel greenish/brown
 * i'm kinda tall, medium weight (whatever is medium for a young female hare)