User:Mauran Axestripe

Hi, my name is Mauran Axestripe. I live at Redwall Abbey, and at the moment the Leader of Redwall is a kindly young ottermaid called Isalia, a descendant of Deyna, a Taggerung. My best friend is a squirrel called Ferranta Brushtail. I do not know who my parents are. Bram Wildlough, Skipper for the Wildloughs here, says he found me on a dark and stormy night. Me and Fenna Galedeep once found a baby squirrel whom we've called Emerlis. We've seen her before, but she had no name. Every day I study the Abbey records, and learn of the many adventures Redwallers have had, including my ancestors. I will willingly draw pictures for otherbeasts, maybe I will give one to you as a gift! Please put down all picture and update requests at the designated spot.

I am the creator of Club Badger, a site inspired by the history books.

Redwall History Books Read
Lord Brocktree (book)

Martin the Warrior (book)

Mossflower (book)

The Legend of Luke

Outcast of Redwall

Mariel of Redwall

The Bellmaker

Salamandastron

Redwall

Mattimeo (book)

Pearls of Lutra

The Long Patrol (book)

Marlfox

The Taggerung

Triss (book)

Loamhedge (book)

Rakkety Tam (book)

High Rhulain (book)

Eulalia!

Jobs in Redwall
Leader of Redwall: Abbess Isalia

Gatehouse Keeper: Jarin Squinsail

Infirmary Keepers: Sister Auburn and Brother Gurrnum

Recorder: Brother Sagil

Librarian: Brother Torrilis

Friar: Friar Dorgin

Beekeeper: Sister Doriann

Gardener: Brother Gurrjrey

Cellarhogs: Tunsley Spearback and Graven Spearback

Redwall Warrior: Sablefur Brushtail

Residential Hare: Parsley Longlug

Dibbun Nurses: Sister Speedwell and Sister Daisy

Foremole: Foremole Duggery

Skipper of Otters: Bram Wildlough

Log-a-Log: Log-a-Log Lugalog

History Book Favourites
Favourite Books: The Taggerung, Marlfox

Least Favourite Book: Outcast of Redwall

Favourite Warrior: Deyna, Martin I, Mariel Gullwhacker, Tiria Wildlough

Favourite Hare: Tamello de Fformelo Tussock, Pasque Valerian

Favourite Marriage: Pasque and Tammo, Rakkety Tam and Sister Armel

Saddest Death: Urthstripe, Skarlath, Laterose, Shogg

Happiest Death: Nightshade, Riftun, Kurda, Plugg

Favourite Abbots and Abbesses: Tansy, Song, Mhera, Humble

Favourite Song: Arm Not Alas Sand

List of Badger Rulers
(Since Gorath the Flame)


 * Lady Rowanbloom
 * Lord Brockback Goldstripe
 * Lord Pariaes Maultheus
 * Lady Feluca Ares
 * Lord Bullrawn Widestripe
 * Lord Urthreal Widestripe
 * Lady Rowdia Widestripe
 * Lord Wildrule Highpeak
 * Lady Ariadne Highpeak
 * Lord Russano II
 * Lady Vale Daystripe
 * Lord Valian Wildstripe

Competitions and Current Champions
Riddle Competition: Brother Tregan, 30 riddles answered

Best Poem: Mauran Axestripe, Drought

Custard Pie Throw: Abbess Isalia, 6 hits

Skimming Stones: Binta Bungtail, 10 skips

Feasting Competition: Parsley Herbert Longlug, 28 piled plates

Fencing Tournament: Sablefur Brushtail, all wins

Swimming Competition: Bram Wildlough, 16 seconds

Best Meal: Friar Dorgin, Redwall Trifle

Dibbun Scaring: Sister Speedwell, 1 threat

Archery Contest: Brother Matthew, 5 bullseyes

Greased Pole Climb: Ferranta Brushtail, 24 seconds

Best Parody of a Song: Brother Torrilis, comical version of 'Badrang the Bad'

Best Vermin Disguises: Brother Timothy and Sister Gertrude

Crawling Race: Dibbun Issa, 1 minute 3 sec

Best voice: Songlass Lashtail, 'Martin'

Best New Beverage: Tunsley and Graven Spearback, August Ale

Longest Tunnel: Foremole Duggery, 59 paces

Best Acrobatics: Sablefur Brushtail, 10.00

Boxing Champion: Parsley H. Longlug, 12 wins, 2 knockouts

Best Speller: Abbess Isalia and Mauran Axestripe, all correct

Best Junior Brewer: Binta Bungtail, October Ale

Axestripe Family
Oakback Axestripe---Kaylarn Scarstripe |                                |                           Ashlet Axestripe-Bryn Earthdog |                                             |                                     ---                                     |                  |                            Rosabella Axestripe  Benjon Axestripe-Dayrose |                                                                   |                                                              Missing generations |                                                                   |                                                              Mauran Axestripe

Brushtail Family
Rangar Feathertop--Tylayna Brushtail |                                |                    --                    |                        |              Barkbranch Feathertop     Leaftwig Brushtail |                       |                    |                        |                    |  Missing Generations   | |                       |     Twigbranch Brushtail-Lysharn Hoptree |                                |                          Missing Generations- |                                  |                                 |                              Sorlyne Brushtail---Maira Twigtail |                                                   |                             Rufe Brush (aka Rufe Brushtail)                          | Lyndon BrushtailPaleflora |                                                                                                    |                                                                                               Ashelm Brushtail |                                                                                                    |                                                                                 --Missing Generations |                  |                                                                                              Syan Brushtail--? |                                                                                                             ---                                                                                          |                     |                                                                                 Sablefur Brushtail      Ferranta Brushtail

Deyna's Family
Deyna I--? |                                    |                   Jerlin--Searose |                           |                    --                    |                | KylarRiverstream        RillflagFilorn |                                    |         |                                     |     Tyndale--Layna |                      |              |                |                   Mhera            Deyna II Terbrook-Cassie                                   | |                                          |           |                                           |    --                                     |    |            |                                     | Terssie    CassbrookDaisyreed                 | |                             |                        |                              |                 Missing Generations---+ |                       |                   Mangosteen-Lavender Streamdiver |                                |                              Stormrose-Deyna III |                                            |                                           Isalia

Ligamenta Family
Zarule Ligamenta-Lillian Dustbrush |                                     |                               Pieradan Ligamenta---Lysian Rossaliad |                                                   |                                          -                                          |                   |            Dannglade Mauvel--Duxy Ligamenta      Aladorn Ligamenta---Perida Lornlore |                                         |                              |                                          |                     Gauven Ligamenta-Mauvel                       Skewan Ligamenta--Aridiane Treecrawl |                                                                                    |                                                                Yaylan KorisKeran Ligamenta |                                                                             |                                                                     |                  |                                                                Kayla Koris       Samuello LigamentaLaynla Flymouse |                                                                                                       |                                                                           Dominic Highbush---Meridian Ligamenta |                                                                                             |                                                                    Jaybird TrybeMinna Highbush-Ligamenta |                                                                                    |                                                             Ferrien Hylianta--Passie Ligamentrybe |                                                                               |                                                                         Briggan Ligamenta---Sangwen Blazetail |                                                                                           -Adelaide Flamesight |                                                                                           -Nerandina Treedog |                                                                                                         |                                                                                ---                                                                               |                              |                                                                            Welant Ligamenta        Emerlis Ligamenta

Wildlough Family
Arynd Wildlough---Mason Slingdog |                                  |                            Mayarn Wildlough---Marino Deepdiver |                                              |                                       |                  |                             Bairndog Deepdiver      Saris WildloughTarkin Streamdiver |                                                                      |                                                                Missing Generations |                                                                      |                                                             -                                                             |                   |                                                   Lenna Wildlough    Corriam WildloughRuna Mossguard |                                                                                          |                                                                                   Missing Generations |                                                                                          |                                                                                    Banjon Wildlough---? |                 |-|                                                              |          Runka Streamdog          Banya StreamdogDangero Barkdog      Leatho Shellhound-Tiria Wildlough |                                        |                                                    |                                         |                                              Tayna Barkdog---Jonte Shellhound

Works

 * Elmstripe's Story (completed)
 * Fan Fiction: Silth, Queen of Marlfoxes (completed)
 * Essay:Tying up loose ends
 * Veil's Legacy (As Emerlis Ligamenta with Fenna Galedeep)
 * Arynd of Green Isle
 * Molespeech Help

Archives

 * User talk:Mauran Axestripe/Archive1

Requests
Please put your requests here, and sign them. Please note: My light brown has gone an icky colour, my normal brown is running out, and so are my light and medium blues plus my light green. So, unless you fancy a (somewhat) major colour change, please don't select those colours if you can help it.


 * Updates, Pinedance Coneslinger [[Image:Triss.PNG|40px|]]Talk! 17:11, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
 * updates please. Shieldmaiden [[Image:Zara whatisit.png| 85px]]  Tell Me Something I Don't Know! 19:26, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
 * Updates, Arrowtail  [[Image:Triss.PNG | 50px | ]] Talk to me! 12:48, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
 * Picture. She has red fur and light blue eyes. Fiona wears a orange dress with a dark blue cape.With orange slippers.And a orange belt,with a dagger. -- 16:42, 28 February 2009 (UTC) Fiona The Traveler
 * Picture of Arrowtail please! she has light brown fur, green eyes, light green short tunic, brown belt, and she carries a bow and arrows, and a small dagger in her belt. No shoes. Thanks! Arrowtail  [[Image:Triss.PNG | 50px | ]] Talk to me! 01:05, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
 * Pinedance please. She has blue eyes, dark brown fur, a blue dress with green trim, and a sling with a pinecone in it. Pinedance Coneslinger [[Image:Triss.PNG|40px|]]Talk! 01:34, 6 March 2009 (UTC)


 * Updates, please Mauran! Hollyfire the Warrior [[Image:Sambrook and Korav sketch..png| 50px | ]]Eulaliaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!  12:23, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

The Long Patrol

 * ''Sometimes I sit,straight back and all,
 * ''And think about leaving Redwall,
 * ''And travel along the snake of blue,
 * ''To find brave hares, noble and true.


 * ''They would be as fast as a gale,
 * ''And be able to follow a trail,
 * ''Patrol hares, so swift and tall,                        [[Image:Basil_tv.JPG|thumb]]
 * ''Great commanders, warriors all!


 * ''Then after we'd have some food and drink,
 * ''And I'd hear some medals go clinketty-clink,
 * ''They'd rise and march away,
 * ''And call, "Come join us someday!"

Taggerung!

 * ''Swift and silent as a breeze,
 * ''Always careful not to sneeze,
 * ''Taggerung!
 * ''Oh Taggerung, none can best thee,
 * ''Even those further than thy can see.
 * ''Taggerung! Zann Juska Taggerung!


 * ''Deyna, the babe at the ford,
 * ''Who was taken by a vermin lord,
 * ''Taggerung!
 * ''Deyna, an otter brought up to kill,
 * ''Even though 'twas against his will.
 * ''Taggerung! Zann Juskarath Taggerung!


 * ''Gruven Zann, false Taggerung,
 * ''Could prob'ly be killed with a bung,                   [[Image:Taggerung.jpg|thumb]]
 * ''Taggerung!
 * ''"Gruven Zann! Juskazann!
 * ''Take our name, rule our clan."
 * ''Taggerung! Zann Juskazann Taggerung!


 * ''Ruggan Bor, a dangerous fox,
 * ''Wish he was shut in a box,
 * ''Taggerung!
 * ''Ruggan Bor,
 * ''Awfully tall,
 * ''Taggerung! Zann Juskabor Taggerung!


 * ''Swift and silent as a breeze,
 * ''Always careful not to sneeze,
 * ''Taggerung!
 * ''Oh Taggerung, none can best thee,
 * ''Even those further than thy can see.
 * ''Taggerung! Zann Juska Taggerung!

Log-a-Log

 * ''Ho, Log-a-Log wuz a meany beast,
 * ''Could finish a whole Red'all feast,
 * ''Sharp rapier an' ears so fine,
 * ''Bolting down food, guzzlin' wine!


 * ''Oh, Log-a-Log 'as a tum like yores,
 * ''He'll kick ye down on four paws,
 * ''Crack yore back, break yore tail,
 * ''Then on yore 'ead he'll shove a pail!


 * ''Once he went out on a boat,
 * ''Sliced a ferret an' chopped a stoat,
 * ''An' a young shrew named Brodda Tog
 * ''Yelled, "Hip hooray for Log-a-Log!"

Foremole's Song
(I originally wrote this one normally, but Foremole said he couldn't speak like that, so I tried writing it in molespeech.)


 * ''Oi bee's a moler, straight 'n troo,
 * ''Moi gurtest dooty is t' serve yoo,
 * ''An' oo diggen the biggurst 'oles?
 * ''On'y us 'uns, we be moles!


 * ''We diggum oop, we diggum daown,
 * ''We diggum soidways an' araown,
 * ''An' if'n ye get stuck loike ee stop,
 * ''We'll pull ee oot with a pop!


 * ''Oi bee's a moler, wi' gurt diggen claws,
 * ''An' oi betcha they're nort loike yores,
 * ''Coz oi'm a moler,
 * ''A maker of holers,
 * ''But oi 'ardly use moi jaws.


 * ''We diggum oop, we diggum daown,
 * ''We diggum soidways an' araown,
 * ''An' if'n ye get stuck loike ee stop,
 * ''We'll pull ee oot with a pop!

The Battle of The Thousand

 * ''Here I am, so tall and proud,
 * ''The marching feet are very loud,
 * ''I'm fighting for the Abbey of Redwall,
 * ''And now, I'm going off to war.


 * ''The foe is said to be a thousand strong,
 * ''There's so many things that could go wrong,
 * ''What will my comrades say,
 * ''If they have to leave there and I have to stay?


 * ''I dislike vermin, I dislike them bad,
 * ''It is in my mind to leave them sad,
 * ''I'll chop off their tails, I'll chop off their ears,
 * ''I'll cut them so bad they'll burst into tears.


 * ''Here they come, so ugly and fierce,
 * ''Oh no! One of my friends one did pierce.
 * ''I didn't know, why did I come?
 * ''If I die, what will happen to Mum?


 * ''There's an ugly mug in front of me,
 * ''I'm so full of rage I can hardly see,
 * ''I stab blindly with my spear,
 * ''Why, oh why did I want to come HERE?


 * ''This ridge is a terrible place,
 * ''The Thousand don't give you much space,
 * ''Oof! That weasel got me bad,
 * ''The vermin are making me sad!


 * ''Oh mother, I just want to sleep,
 * ''And have a peace ever so deep.
 * ''What has happened to my friends?
 * ''And will I ever, ever mend?


 * ''"'I cannot tell you what my heart longed to say,
 * ''When I had to leave here, and you had to stay.'
 * ''Pasque wrote these words, her tongue was tied
 * ''At the braveness of those warriors that died."

Parsley's Lifelong Love
(Parsley will be outraged when I read this to him. Haha!)


 * ''Ho, pass me a flan or two,
 * ''I'll swallow them with one chew,
 * ''And also some of that cake,
 * ''Mmm! And that last slice I'll take.


 * ''Now let's try that cheese,
 * ''Aaachoo! It makes me sneeze,
 * ''And please pass me the jelly,
 * ''Whaaa? No way, not on your Nellie!


 * ''I'll gobble this, and gobble that,
 * ''And wash down with fizz,
 * ''I'll probably end up pudgy an' fat,
 * ''And faint while in a tizz!

Ode to Queen Jallegur
(Taken from Silth, Queen of Marlfoxes)


 * ''Queen Jallegur was the greatest of all.
 * ''She was beautiful, graceful and tall,
 * ''Brought down by the most poi-son-ous.
 * ''Made by one most trea-son-ous!
 * ''So she is not here todaaaaay!
 * ''To guide us to the right waaaaay!
 * ''May a similar death come to the culprrrit!
 * ''This curse to the killer is now wrrrit!

Terana the Traitor
(This one is terrible, I know, but who cares?)


 * ''"Terana," said the little fox,
 * ''"I need to make sure the Queen is dead.
 * ''She'll be buried in a big, odd box.
 * ''Oh, the king will be seeing red!"


 * ''So Terana cooked food most poisonous,
 * ''With a funny little laugh she said,
 * ''"I know that I am so treasonous,
 * ''And this soup is so dead-ly!

Samdogh's Prophecy
(Taken from Silth, Queen of Marlfoxes.)


 * ''"Those too slow were those who died,
 * ''But one who you hold dear has something to hide,
 * ''One fox, ever so cunning and strong,
 * ''Did a deed so terrible and wrong,
 * ''Be brave, oh king, fear no more,
 * ''An old friend's curse shall even the score,
 * ''Though you'll be long dead by then,
 * ''One day, you'll see all of your kind again."

Salamandastron

 * ''They say it's bigger than Redwall,
 * ''And that it lies right by the sea.
 * ''More than 300 paces tall,
 * ''That's much taller than me!


 * ''Ruled by badgers, home to hares,
 * ''A tall hill made of rock.
 * ''They say that all vermin it scares,
 * ''It's so safe they don't need a lock.


 * ''One day I may go there,
 * ''To see what I will see.
 * ''Us badgers are quite rare,
 * ''One day the ruler may be me!

Lenna Wildlough's Song

 * ''In the sea there lies an isle so green.
 * ''It is the place of which that I am queen.
 * ''Where birds do fly, up in the sky,
 * ''Otters do roam, I call it my home,
 * ''I am Lenna Wildlough, High Rhulain.


 * ''My subjects do not think that much of me.
 * ''That is quite my fault, you see.
 * ''I ain't regal (if that's legal)
 * ''I'm much like other otters (rotters!)
 * ''I am Lenna Wildlough, High Rhulain.


 * ''Me eyes have never been black, Mack,
 * ''Turn around and touch the ground,
 * ''Or gimme the sack, Grack,
 * ''Ye'll never get the crown that sports my head, Ledd,
 * ''Or else I'll fall down dead!


 * ''When bells from far away do ring,
 * ''Oh how does my heart out sing!
 * ''I don't lie, don't bother to try,
 * ''It won't tempt me, I'm so honest, you see,
 * ''I am Lenna Wildlough, High Rhulain.


 * ''Sometimes I dream this is a lovely song.
 * ''Just tell me if I'm quite wrong.
 * ''I carry a sling that I call King,
 * ''"That name's so low," I hear you crow,
 * ''I am Lenna Wildlough, High Rhulain.


 * ''I'm always so clean, Breen,
 * ''Jump up high and touch the sky,
 * ''No such ugly as you, Roo,
 * ''Go on try, don't be shy,
 * ''You are so crude, Grood,
 * ''I don't lie, you always cry,
 * ''My word is law, listen up, for...
 * I AM LENNA WILDLOUGH, HIGH RHULAIN!

Wildlough Letters

 * ''Dear,
 * ''Corriam, Corriam, castaway,
 * ''Where did ye go on that fateful day?
 * ''The day of a night I was never to see?
 * ''Did you become an honour to our family?


 * ''Corriam, Corriam, tough and hard,
 * ''I hear ye were sent to the Mossguard.
 * ''I know you were tended, treated well,
 * ''Do ye ever hear a bell?


 * ''I saw that Alem did not approve,
 * ''I suppose you had to move?
 * ''Linger sure for the lee,
 * ''Remember my name and think carefully.


 * ''And when at last your breathing should cease,
 * ''You shall find an eternal peace,
 * ''And once again each other we'll see,
 * ''And you'll be forever with yore big sister, me!
 * ''Love, Lenna Wildlough.


 * ''To,
 * ''Lenna, Lenna, queen Wildlough,
 * ''I'm growing old and so:
 * ''Apparently my lance got snapped,
 * ''Ah well! (and yore crown in my lance is trapped.)


 * ''So what's it like, way out there?
 * ''Is it floating on clouds without a care?
 * ''Or is it battling with old foes fallen?
 * ''And say hello to me ole friend Torlin.


 * ''I worked out your riddle: The ruler of Green Isle.
 * ''Runa's shouts were heard for miles and miles.
 * ''Gah! I really must go,
 * ''I may be old, but I like playing in snow.
 * ''From, Corriam Wildlough.

Silth's Battle Song
(Taken from Silth, Queen of Marlfoxes.)


 * ''Oh little rats, go and hide,
 * ''I have the best on my side.
 * ''You are common, aye, and low,
 * ''You will all fall by my bow.
 * ''In your boots you'll all shake,
 * ''Oh, and your great fortress I will take.
 * ''Oh little rats, go and hide,
 * ''I have the best on my side.

The Seabug Song
(Taken from Veil's Legacy)


 * ''Ooooh, knick-knack bric-a-brac blood an' thunder,
 * ''Let's go piratin' and get some plunder,
 * ''We're the wickedest corsairs all aboard,
 * ''Each armed wid a rusty ole sword!


 * ''Our Cap'n enjoys seein' us in tears,
 * ''Why, she's the mistress o' our fears,
 * ''So howl ricketty-picketty tinteree,
 * ''Please take her away from me me me!


 * ''Ooooh, rigg-a-bigg mig-a-lig Cap'n Rogg,
 * ''We bashed down some gates wid a big fat log,
 * ''We kick ye down on yer rear,
 * Harr, the crew o' the Seabug'' it's us you feaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!

Martin to Tiria
(Taken from Veil's Legacy)


 * ''Ye shall not die as your ancestor did,
 * ''Ye shall live to Green Isle vermin rid,
 * ''Wait for the flames, an image of old,
 * ''Wait for the ottermaid ever so bold,
 * ''Seek the one who dreams of the banished,
 * ''Seek the one who is ever famished,
 * ''Be rid of the armour that has served so long,
 * ''And know that Banya is never wrong!

Jonte's Song
(Taken from Veil's Legacy)


 * ''Ooh, the life of a slave is a terrific one,
 * ''We help the guards have lots of fun,
 * ''We cook and clean and groom others too,
 * ''Oh weasel whelp, how I want to kill you!


 * ''Oh king and queen and spoilt brat,
 * ''We're all starving and you are fat,
 * ''I'll suffocate mean Cap'n Gribz,
 * ''Then shove a blade right twixt yore ribs. Yeeehaaaaaaa!

Martin

 * ''He came from the north, and was taken,
 * ''By Badrang if I'm not mistaken,
 * ''Was punished and dozed,
 * ''And he met a mousemaid called Rose.


 * ''Martin, Martin the Warrior!
 * ''His voice is heard through the years.
 * ''And we, who all live at Redwall,
 * ''Has had his name fallen on our ears.


 * ''He wandered right down to Mossflower,
 * ''Was thrown into prison that hour,
 * ''He did quite well,
 * ''And escaped from his cell,


 * ''Martin, Martin the Warrior!
 * ''His voice is heard through the years.
 * ''And we, who all live at Redwall,
 * ''Has had his name fallen on our ears.


 * ''He traversed to a mountain so tall,
 * ''Just before a war,
 * ''He got a new sword blade,
 * ''From a star 'twas made,


 * ''Martin, Martin the Warrior,
 * ''His voice is heard through the years.
 * ''And all vermin who heed our words,
 * ''Will have more than a couple of fears!

Corsair Song

 * ''Wallop a weasel, stomp a stoat,
 * ''Tear away at me old dusty coat,
 * ''Try to kill me, I don't care,
 * ''Coz I'm a bold corsaaaaaaiiir!


 * ''Shut a fox in a box, rip a rat,
 * ''I'll take this and I'll take that,
 * ''Ho, we're a right ole bunch o' looters,
 * ''Coz we're Freebooters!


 * ''Ooh, uggerly buggerly lackaday,
 * ''We'll cherish the day that we took ye away,
 * ''Harr, we're pirates never wrong,
 * ''We're Corsairs an' Freebooters, a hundred strong!

Veil's Riddle
(Taken from Veil's Legacy)


 * They blame me for everything, my trouble you'll see.
 * Everybody hates me and my kind, don't follow me.
 * I hate them all, my wild side calls,
 * I'm always-blamed Sixclaw, outcast of Redwall,
 * I'm to never again be seen here,
 * I don't care, I don't fear,
 * Now seek star so land a mat,
 * Tell me if you figured that.
 * Take Golgola, and his good friend too,
 * Fare bad, cruel Abbey, never again will I be with you!

Eulalia!
(Lord Valian and his hares are said to sing this song.)


 * On the ancient fire mountain,
 * Badgers and hares do live.
 * Once known as the flame rock fountain,
 * Now peace to goodbeasts does it give.


 * The Badger Rulers, the Long Patrol,
 * The life of vermin we do seize.
 * We march along, we're on a roll,
 * Hear Eulalia on the breeze.


 * War has always come our way,
 * And we are ever ready.
 * We hope that vermin shall always stay,
 * Aye, we are always steady!


 * We're born to trust,
 * Shout Eulalia,
 * And not ever to submit to lust,
 * All corsairs, your ships shall be marred.


 * All together we sing,
 * All together we march,
 * All together we fight,
 * And all together we shout,
 * Eulaliaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Badrang the Bad

 * Oh Badrang was a stoat,
 * A very evil stoat,
 * And what a stoat was he,
 * Oh now stomp on a coat!


 * Oh Badrang was a tyrant,
 * A very evil tyrant,
 * And such a tyrant was he,
 * Now all stomp down on an ant!


 * Oh Badrang was so bad,
 * Oh very, very bad,
 * And how bad was he,
 * Well, he died so don't be sad!

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