User blog:Dewface/Dewface's naughty and mighty days.

Chapter 1
Dewface was taste testing the soup when The cook came busting in. "Naughty levret! get out!" "i'm not a levret doncha know."

Said Dewface cooly. "Well I think you bally well are, get out!" he shooed her out with a ladle."

"I hope you din't add October ale to the soup again."

he said in what he thought was a savere tone. "Well I did wot!"

she said cheerfully. "oh no! Lord RawnBlade Widestripe will be furous!" he tapped his foot nevously. then he noticed she was still there. he blew up. "WELL!?! OUT!!!!" he said and bopped her head with the ladle. "Ouch! that was not nice wot." she said in a matter-of-fact tone.

"thats it Dewbottom!" he yelled as he chased her around the kitchen with the ladle. Dewface was enjoying it. every time she ran around the table, she dipped her paw in the soup and licked her paw. She ran faster and faster and faster untill cook and crook were in a blurr.

finally, she jumped out of the circle, and walked away leaving the cook to run run and run some more.

she bumped into her mother. "oh hello mommy, how are you jolly well doing today wot wot?" "fine thankyou dear."

and she walked into the kitchen to see the cook runing in circles.

"WOOHOOHAHAHAHEEHEE!!!!!!" she heard her mother laugh.

Dewface walked away. It was almost supper time, and It was victory day for Salamandastron. They had a battle with searats just hours ago. She decided she wanted to go paddling with other levrets. Although she was't really a levret, she still did levret things.

She dashed outside, she was the fastest runner in salamandastron. She quickly pulled off her clothes, and jumped in.

"HOOHEEHEE!" She was the doughter of Hon Rosie and Tarquen, and she was certanly adopting her mothers laugh.

She was famous among the levrets and all of them wanted to be like her. All the hares crouded among her. "oh Dewface, we havent had time to talk to you all day!!!" a levret said to her. "yes today was my first battle, and I gess I havent wotwot."

As she paddled, the levrets followed her every move in a single file line.

At first she thought it was funny, then, it got annoying. She also consederd herself, the fastest swimmer.

so she sped up, leaving the levrets behind with a splash of water. The dinner bell called. She quickly turned around and sped like a fish in the water out and on the shore, put her tunic back on, and ran inside again, leaving the hares behind.