User blog:Captain Flander Saberspawn/a hare's tale

''This is the amazing adventures of Captain Flander Saberspawn. Warning: This stort includes hares slashing stoats, walloping weasels, flinging ferrets, fighting foxes,ripping the ol' fur outta rats, tripping toads & stabbing snakes, so if yer a vermin chap, this may seem quite rude and you might run over and attack me but wotever.''