User blog:Eulaliaaaa!/Don't Mess With Redwall Abbey

This is a song that is sung to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel. If you haven't read all the Redwall books, beware, there be spoilers afoot in here. I hope you enjoy it! Here goes!

Cluny’s crushed by a bell, Tsarmina’s in the well. Slagar drowned, Gabool’s down Feragho got owned.

Klitch committed suicide Badrang’s chillin’ with the tide Foxwolf failed, no more Veil Swartt is food for crows

Martin took out Ublaz Just like the book says Damug’s dead, Mokkan’s head’s Tastier than Reeses

Daskar’s lashed to the wheel Trunn’s back is now an eel Rath was stoned, Kurda’s own Sword cut her to pieces

Don’t Mess With Redwall Abbey. All the Vermin leaders thought that they could beat her Don’t Mess With Redwall Abbey They never learned their lesson So they kept on messin’

Raga’s now a bullseye Gulo lost his head and died Felis’s mind became a prime Target to an otter’s eye

Matthais cut the bellrope Martin gave the woodlands hope Thank the well where Slagar fell For taking out that masked dope.

Mariel and Rawnblade Helped get Gabool slain Urthstripe met his lost kin While beating Ferahgo’s face in

Martin killed Badrang Finnbarr ended Nagru’s reign Veil’s own daddy took him out Swart’s kid was a smart mouth!

Don’t Mess With Redwall Abbey. All the Vermin leaders thought that they could beat her Don’t Mess With Redwall Abbey They never learned their lesson So they kept on messin’

Mad Eye’s fate thanks to a snake Turned him into fishbait Cregga throttled Warfang Many beasts had Silth’s brood slain

Luke drowned with Vilu Martin’s sad that he knew Brocktree snapped Ungratt’s spine A stoat slew Sawney from a pine

Triss fought blade to blade Kurda tried to run away But she tripped and her own blade Sent her straight to Hellgates

Lonna shot Raga dead Tam cut off Gulo’s head Tiria the ottermaid Shot Riggu with his starblade!

Don’t Mess With Redwall Abbey. All the Vermin leaders thought that they could beat her Don’t Mess With Redwall Abbey They never learned their lesson So they kept on messin’

All these villains got their own Killed by badgers, mice, and moles Taken out in splendid ways Ending all their evil days

Otters, birds, hares, and voles Drove out all the evil folk. Badgers come from everywhere Some leading packs of hares!

Wow-oh-wow…

Once again Redwall’s safe Thanks to a mouse wraith Martin’s ghost appears in those Who protects The Abbey most.

Here comes a vermin band Marching up the dusty path Get the sword and Badger lord Take out that Warlord!

Charge out of the gates! Slay all the messmates! Redwall’s saved hip hooray Thank the fates for Martin’s blade!

Don’t Mess With Redwall Abbey All the Vermin leaders thought that they could beat her Don’t Mess With Redwall Abbey The good guys will restore peace And have a giant feast, a feast, a feast, a feast…