User blog:Salamandastron boy/chapter two captain sapwood

Diner is ready you mangy swabs though I don’t think you deserve it .Wot wot. The crew of hares aboard the vermin killer shipped oars fast and ran to meet the brown furred aggravated(for no specific reason) cook for their fifth meal of the day.....so far. Captain sapwood was the great great grandson of sergeant sapwood of salamandastron. But captain did not know that all he knew was his name and that he was found wandering the shore of the south land’s by a group of voles and their large family. Then one day when he was about fourteen seasons old he set out on a quest to find his true family where he met a group of hares and a few hedgehogs whose mission was to rid the shores of vermin and joined them. And after seven seasons they began to call him captain. (Well back to the present). Captain sapwood sat on the rail of the boat twanging a banjo absentmindedly. As he often did when he was bored. he is white furred and brown eyed he had almost no belly(for how much he ate)he had a birth mark on his neck the shape of a mountain and he wore his usual red jacket covered in medals of bravery awarded by the queen begaunaunt the mighty. ‘’come on you mangy swabs we got to jolly well get moving. We have a meeting with the queen we got to get to. Wot wot wot. At this there were lots of mixed remarks from the crew. Oy o’I ‘avent h’even finished moi diners. Bloody murder! Give a young chap time to eat ‘is diners. Wot wot Well if’n you eat your jolly diners instead of comballyplaining you may be able to scoff down your food. Jolly wot wot!! His face turned red and he turned away into his captain’s cabin. Inside he sat in his captain’s chair and started to nap (owing to the fact that they weren’t going to arrive until late tomorrow night he decided to make it his bed for the night but of course that was not the case because he was still having dreams of a mouse in full armor holding the mightiest sword he had ever seen. Beckoning him to come to this place surrounded by red walls but he felt at home there and then the mouse spoke

In four red walls find me The sword of the falling Star Head north to my humble dwelling On the wall where the tapestries are Kill your mighty foe So he shall kill no more.

Then he woke and ran up the stairs to find the crew singing lustily

There’s good old grog for brekkers And an old fried toad for lunch For dinner there’s a good young rat But you’ll have to eat after the cook has spat!..on it!

Then sapwood had to yell to get their attention’’ everyone quiet we’re changing course we’re heading north’’.