User:Laurel haremaid

hi! my name is Laura, a.k.a Laurel Haremaid! i love this site! i am totally new here so i am welcome to any help i can get. this coming Wednesday we are flying on a plane to Malibu, California to live there. we are currently staying at a friend's house, so i don't get to go on the computer whenever i want to. i like getting messages am emails, though, so do it! here is some stuff about me. ''Eulaliaaaaaa!  'P.S. i am putting out a BOLO ( Be On the LookOut) for a Redwall Wiki character named Neildown! i saw the name on Lady Amber's user page and i want to know who he or she is. ASAP!!!''' --Laurel haremaid "Come and talk with me, wot!" 17:09, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
 * i am a Catholic
 * i am 13 years old.


 * i live in Florida, U.S.A., but i am moving back to California, my birthstate, in August.


 * i want to be a writer and and ornithologist (bird naturalist) when i grow up.
 * i also love Sherlock Holmes books, Wind in the Willows, Narnia, and books by E.B. White, Andrew Clements, and Beverly Cleary.


 * my fave Redwall books are Taggerung, Triss, The Long Patrol, Salamandastron, and Outcast of Redwall. i like sad books that make me cry. it means they're good books.


 * i am a neat freak. :O
 * i am homeschooled, and lovin' it!

My Faves

 * Colors: Admiral blue, silver, pale green, cream, chocolate


 * TV shows: NCIS, Royal Pains, Burn Notice, Monk, Mythbusters, 18 Kids and Counting, Spongebob, Star Trek: Next Generation


 * Books: (it says up there)


 * Animals: otters, badgers, seals, all birds, all baby animals


 * Birds: peacocks, penguins, Dodo birds, and hummingbirds


 * Season: Autumn, but i love the snow in Winter.

Newbie Problems
i am so new here i am welcome to any help i can get. if you have suggestions or comments, PLEASE tell me! my current problems are:


 * how you guys all get your little avatar picture right in there with your signature!


 * i also want to know how to color my sig like i've seen others have
 * how do i get that that title like "Fish and Chips" next to my sig that brings me to a talk page?

that's all for now. thanks, by the way, to Long Patrol Girl! yay hare buddies!

Technology
okay everybody, here i am! after how many weeks of no computer access, we are staying at a friend's house until we move, so i can finally surf the web! we are getting on the plane on the 19th of August and we're flying to California! i will be living in Malibu, a block away from Barbara Streisand. (for those of you who don't know who she is, she's a really famouse singer and actress. not admired by me, but still, who doesn't want to live near a famous person?!) after Wednesday or Thursday i won't have computer access for i don't know how long, maybe until September 1, so send all your messages to me now before it's to late! if you want to email me outside of redwallwikia, my email is [mailto:laurabirdnerd@yahoo.com laurabirdnerd@yahoo.com]. bye-bye for now, wot wot!

About my Character
i, Laurel Haremaid, was born in Salamandastron to Iris and Lucas Harerabble. i felt i was chastised too hard by the current badger lord chap for scoffing half (only half!) of the blinkin' old rasberry and mulberry pie that was supposed to be for the upcoming promotion ceremony. may not have been too wise, but i ran away, and came upon the jolly old Redwall Abbey, where they took me in, a starved, poor, young, bedraggled hare. my last meal (last blinking meal!) had been the day before when a kind old mole chappess gave me some tucker and berth for the night.

that was last season. now i am living the peaceful life at Redwall, where the weather is fine, the jolly old chaps and chappesses are good, and where the scoff is very much better than at that blinking mountain, wot wot!