User blog comment:Gabool the Wild/Redwall Fatties/@comment-2110662-20100609034635

Matthias: Cluny, I'll settle this once and for all! Today is the day that your life will end! And Redwall Abbey will finally have peace! Cluny: *stomach rumbles* Uhhh... Matthias: *looks confused* Wottsa matter, Cluny? Aren't you gonna fight already? Cluny: ...I need to eat before I die so I can have a full stomach at Hellgates... (Brian Jaques didn't pay me well enough to do this) Matthias:*tosses a Happy Meal to Cluny* Happy?!? Cluny:*devours the Happy Meal and burps* OK, you can slay a poor obese rat like me now...

And so Matthias cuts the rope to the Abbey Bell, and it crashes into Cluny, thus slaying him and bringing peace to the end of the book.

Brian Jaques: *looks furiously at the supposedly dead Cluny* Cluny: *groans* ...Food...