User:Long Patrol Girl

Commissions...
Are closed right now. I have ten (Well actually 9.5...) to do, so I'm super booked. I'll try to reopen later.

--Long Patrol Girl "Fish and Chips!!" 03:27, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Welcome!
Welcome to my user page. I'm Kailee, (Pronunced ki-lee) a.k.a. Long Patrol Girl. I got that name from the book The Long Patrol. Good book. Sad at times, but still very good!! I am currently drowning in a deep, dark, endless, pit of despair...also known as school. I have too many projects so commissions are taking a while...sorry for any inconviencence!

I am also doing some non-Redwallian art, which you can check out (If you want to xD) at my blog, the link is below. I also just went on a new-song-kick and bought like, four new songs. I love you Coldplay and Daft Punk...-sigh-

--Long Patrol Girl  "Fish and Chips!!" 03:32, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

ALSO: Please Click Here! (Below)
I made a blog so I can post all of my totally fab and spaztatic art. Please visit it here:

SMLAARG: My Art Website



A Rather Important Announcement!!
I have a rather important announcement for all of ye who wish for a picture! School starts '''AUGUST 17!! '''I hope to have all of my many projects done by then. Now please, you MUST be PATIENT with me because I am busy and a class on drawin' with HOMEWORK, so that's my #1 priority. Now, when school starts back, I will have ' ONE SLOT OPEN ONLY!! ' So, if that is full, you will have to wait, but please accept my apologies. It takes me an hour or two to photoshop stuff, so I usually do that on weekends, because that is when I have the most time avaliable. Now, if you wish do have a picture done but the slots are full, put your name on the waiting list below. (You don't have to do this if you have already seen the sketch/I have confirmed that I'm doing it.) When you put down YOUR USER NAME onto the list, DO  NOT give me the information...if you do, I'll delete it because I *cough* will do it before I should and will swamp myself. When your picture can be done, I'll tell you on your talk page and you'll be removed from the waiting list and put into a slot. :) Hope this will clear stuff up and hopefully this will cause less mayhem and discomfort on both of out parts!

--Long Patrol Girl "Fish and Chips!!" 02:09, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

THIS IS THE SUMMER SLOTS:

Slots Avaliable: Three

Slots Open: TWO!

Commissions: Currently, commissions are open!

Waiting List: None (Spots avaliable: Five)

Hello!
Hi. I'm Long Patrol Girl. I love Redwall and have been reading it for about three years, starting the summer of 2007! I am almost done with reading the entire series for the second time. I love drawing, along with reading, and playing on the computer. I'll try to upload all of pictures of Redwall characters I've drawn sometime! I hand draw and sometimes edit/color them on Photoshop Elements. I check the Redwall Wiki a lot (about every day) and I always get excited to see new stuff. I have been looking forward to the next Redwall book for almost a year and can't wait to see it come out!!

About Me
Here's some stuff about me:

I'm a Redwall LOVER!!!

I'm not too good at HTML. I might ask for help on it from time-to-time. The new editor doesn't like me :(

I'm a girl (In case the name didn't give that away...)

I'm a Christian! :D

I've been reading Redwall for about three years.

I love drawing and will draw something for you if you ask (Scroll down to see stuff.)

I have a big imagination, so I might do a Fan Fiction at some point (perhaps!).

I like snacks (But still skinny! Yay!!)

I live in the USA. Where I live its warm...usually too warm :(

Here's my favorite Redwall books:

Martin the Warrior

Mossflower

Taggerung

Rakketty Tam

The Long Patrol

Here's some other books I like:

Mouse Guard series

Sherlock Holmes

Animal Farm

Kenny and the Dragon

Watership Down

My favorite bands are:

Coldplay (I'm learning 'Viva La Vida' on the keyboard!)

Electric Light Orchestra

Daft Punk (An electronic band from France)

The Beatles

Oasis

My favorite songs are:

The Hampster Dance Song (Woo! Woo!)

Viva La Vida

I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)

All Around the World

I'm Outta Time

Apologize

The Underdog Theme-song

Right now my favorite song is 'X & Y' by Coldplay. The title has nothing to do with the song's lyrics, its an awesome, beautiful song that apparently isn't extremly popular, but I LOVE IT!!!

Here are some other things I like:

Stuffed Animals

My Basset Hound

Funny T-Shirts

My Redwal Sweatshirt

Star Trek (Original and Next Generation)

Old Cartoons

Learning New Drawing Styles

Things I Don't Like:

Martin the Warrior (The TV Show) Reason Why: "I'll never kill another thing again..." HE DROPS THE SWORD!?! What was that about?! PBS, you RUINED IT!! You destrooyed the history in TWO BOOKS (Legend of Luke, Mossflower) by saying Luke went to go fight Badrang (OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!!) and by making Martin wimpy at the end (DROPPING THE SWORD?!? COME ON!!)

Boo!

When I mess up on drawings Reason Why: Because I have to start all over again.

When I mess up people's eyes in my drawings Reason Why: Because they look freaky when I do...

Theme Song
Lots of people have theme songs now and soon they are going to start asking me, so mine will be "Holding Out for a Hero" by some band called 'Frou Frou' (I got it on the soundtrack to Shrek 2) and "Lost?" by Coldplay. You'll see later in the story :)

Commissions...
'''Commissions are open again! Yay! But, if I get too much stuff on me plate again, I'll have to close it again. So please, if I have a ton of stuff I need to do, please be patient while I'm sketching/photoshopping.'''

I have rules though! Here are my rules:

1) It must be Redwall related (duh!). If not, you can contact me but I might not do it.

2) Nothing gory or PG-13. It has to be clean and not gross. I do battle stances, but no like killing scenes.

3) Please please please be patient because it might take a while.

4) Tell me everything I need to know at one time! Because, if you tell me you want something and I'm already done with the sketch...well I'll have to re-do it but I might not be too happy.

5) Give me as much detail as possible. I need to know about what the character looks like and the pose. But, if you want the sword lookin' a certain way or want her to have brown hair with blonde highlights or want the dude to have a mullet, TELL ME!!

6) Give me credit; don't like smear out me name or whatever. Don't publish it as your own or whatever, either. If I find out, I can prove it was mine (I keep my original sketches and Photoshop documents, ya know!) and you'll get in BIG trouble.

7) If I accidentally messed up on something (eg: You wanted them to have a pony tail but I forgot, you wanted a front view instead of profile, etc.) do not be afraid to tell me if you say it politely and ask nicely. If you are nice about it, I'll be fine with fixing it; I will fix my mess up!

That's about all I can think of... Contact me on my talk page for pics!

Favorite/Least Favorite Characters
These are in the order that I thought them in.

Hares: Dotti, Basil Stag Hare, Scarum

Mice: Martin the Warrior, (Of course!), Gonff, (Of course!!), Rose(Sniff), Mariel, Matthias, Sister May, Conflower

Hedgehogs: Tansy, the Cellarhogs

Moles: All of them!

Otters: Deyna (He's soooo awesome), Skipper(All of them), The Mask (Sniff),

Least Favorite Woodlanders: Dwurp (COME ON YOU EVIL BANKVOLE!! BOO!!), Any of those weird evil Bankvoles, Lol-a-log Tugga Bruster (meanie), Fenno, (Backstabber) Yoofus Lightpaw (He gets on my nerves)

Favorite Vermin: Flinky because he sings...LOL!!

Least Favorite Vermin: Slagar, Sawney Rath, Vallug Bowbeast, Gulo the Savage, Vilu Daskar

Happiest Ending:

The Taggerung (I cried and smiled so hard spit came out of my mouth in that. I read it the first time in two days.)

Favorite Books:

The Taggerung

The Long Patrol

Mattimeo

Martin the Warrior

Rakketty Tam

Least Favorite books:

Loamhedge (Didn't like the seer badger. I was a bit disappointed in it, too)

Saddest Books:

Martin the Warrior (TWO main characters dying within days of each other? Really? And Martin was buddies/in love with them?!)

Loamhedge (TWO MORE main characters dying at the end!?)

Deaths (I Cried at Both Times I Read the Book):

The more (***)'s, the more I cried.

Rillflag (**)

Rose (******)

Felldoh (****)

The Mask (***)

Saro and Bragoon (****)

Finbarr Galedeep (*****)

Favorite Quote:

This is coming soon because the book that it's in (Mossflower) I am loaning to someone right now. It's a really funny quote :)

Other Stuff Not Related to Redwall That I Like
I love Bigwig from "Watership Down". He's my favorite.

I like stuffed animals and I have several woodland creature ones.

I like my computer *Hugs computer*

I like the styles of old-timey cartoons.

I like techno music even though kids at my school bug me for "singing symphonies" (humming orchestrated music so I don't have to listen to them).

I like funny t-shirts. I have one that says "Sew What?!" and one that says "I (Picture of a popsicle) Snacks".

Japanese drawings make me happy.

My room is the color of bananas. I like it :)

I like my green wristwatch, even though the glass is scratched on it :)

I like going to the beach (which is semi-close to me.)

I like swimming even though I'm not very good at it...I like hack up water a lot...but its still fun!

I like being optimistic.

I like brightly colored socks and shoe laces.

I want colored jeans but I can't find any that fit :(

Awesome is my favorite word.

I love my Macintosh. And my iPod. Viva la Machintosh!

I like Cheddar Goldfish Crackers. I call them fishie crackers.

I like all the awesome drawings and things in foreign languages on my door.

I like speaking in the little German I know at school to confuse people.

I like funny (appropriate) things. I'm good at situation humor (sometimes)

I like watching Sci-Fi stuff on TV. Like Star Trek :D

I like the "Big Grin" smiley face. :D

I like watching TV with my parents.

I like Ice Cream and cake and hot dogs and pizza and chicken nuggets (Woo! I'm so childish) and hamburgers and steak and pulled pork sandwiches and Taco Bell.

I like drawing for people and I like drawings and stuff.

I have a love/hate relationship with Photoshop Elements. I love it when it turns out great...hate it when it crashes and I have to do all the coloring and shading all over again...

I like short hair on me. I don't like putting it up/doing anything with it other than washing it...and combing it...

I like dark chocolate and raspberries.

Broccoli and carrots and potatoes are good veggies. But, say "No" to Brussel Sprouts.

I like pancakes :P

I like writing (Can ya tell?!)

I like good music and good books and good food.

I like eating while I read (that's when I eat the most)

Underdog, the best cartoon/superhero EVER.

Can't think of much else!

Thoughts
You are free to comment on my thoughts, just like a Facebook page :)

September 7, 2009: When criminals in this world appear to break the laws that they should fear and frighten all that see or hear, the call goes up from far and near for Underdog! Underdog! Speed of lightning! Roar of thunder! Fighting all who rob or plunder! Underdog! Oooh, Underdog!

August 5th, 2009: I am listening to Coldplay right now. Coldplay is my favorite band :D. LPG is also hoping that she can get a new flash drive with more memory because her old one only ha 8 mb left of its 512...LPG also is wondering why she is talking in third person...?

July 13, 2009: I don't have many (or any, I think) requests, so I'm going to try to work on my subbmissions to the fair. I'll upload the Redwall-ish one later (after the fair) and see how you guys like it. I also made a two-second animation yesterday! It took like an hour to do but turned out nice :)

July 5th, 2009: I am going try to draw in that old timey Warner Bro.'s/Disney cartoon style. I got this AWESOME book on how to draw stuff like that. Going to try to draw Redwall chracters in that way...hehehehe!!

July 2nd, 2009: I went to go see the Star Trek movie a couple of days ago. AWESOMEST MOVIE EVER!!! I'm such a trekky...

Nicknames
Because 'Long Patrol Girl' is a mouth full, you can call me any of these names:

Long

LPG

Kailee (That's my character's name)

K

Art
Go here: User:Long Patrol Girl/My Art

Art Requests
Please go here to submit a request. It has all of the info you'll need.

Fan Fiction
I dropped the old fan fiction and RV:OI was deleted :(. I have started another one, "The Hare-Maid of Redwall" which is about me! I also had an idea for this other one, "Diadio: The Legend". I also had an idea to write something about Mariel and Dandin, and the idea came to me while I was in the bath. xD

Spoilers!
Here's some nice spoilers for ya!

The Hare-Maid of Redwall
This is the story of Kailee Windscutt, who is a hare who has lived at Redwall all her life. She was found long ago in the forest by the Long Patrol, and while they visit, she finds that a horde of rutheless army, lead by Zangoria the Enchanting, known by all as simply "The Enchanting One", is coming to steal her abbey and her life! A simple hare maid she has always been, but now, she finds that she may have to rise to being a hero!



"No Kailee, this is much to dangerous!" The Abbot said. "I would rather give myself to them than have you go out there." She looked him square in the eyes and said, "Abbot, I'm scared. I really am. But they gave us one day to meet their needs. We need to end this, sir! And I will do it." She took the sword down from its hooks with great difficulty. "I will be putting on the armor. Meet me outside with the items I asked for, please."

The small hare maid stepped out of the gate. She was dwarfed by the great armor she wore over her blue dress. She wielded a great sword of shining star metal. Zangoria Called out, "I want that swoird, yoang miss!" The vermin shouted out insults to her, "Get back to cooking, liddle miss!" "Yew don't belong out here. Why don't you go look afta the children?! Hahaha!" Her eyes had been to the ground this entire time. She lifted her head, free of protection, and the vermin saw her large, round glasses on her nose and laughed. Zangoria had been letting out the most terrifying, yet enchanting sound when she looked into the hare's eyes. She gave the, the coldest stare and they were petrified. They saw her eyes red and bloodshot, more dangerous looking than a badger in bloodrath. "You want it?! Then face the warrior maid of Redwall!! BLOOD AN' VINEGAR!!"

Diadio: The Legend
This is a story I got the idea for when I was drawing Redwall-ninjas for an art class. The story is something about some otter from a far away land who has some serious fighting skillz (With a Z!!!) and travels for an unknown reason (As of now) to Redwall. But, at the same time, some baddies (A horde of rats lead by the stoat Amarz) are attacking from the far...east. They dress weird but are SERIOUSLY REALLY REALLY BAD. And evil. So, our otter pal here comes into Redwall when its in danger and must help to save the day, along with the other abbey-dwellers. It will be after Hare-Maid, but I think Kailee will be telling the story to some little mouse or something. I am seriously making a lot of this up as I'm typing, so bare with me.

Our Final Battle
This is the story I came up with in the bath. It will be about Mariel and Dandin and their Final Battle/travel/whatever. This idea intrigued me, so I might try to get tarted on this one soon. They decided to go on one last, final journey before they settle down, and decide to go to a place thought impossible to go: To the lost city of Déway ni Haverim, which legend has it, was around when Loamhedge fell, and is supposedly to be filled with mysterious treasures. Or course, it is also mentioned as an accursed place and the origin of the plague which struck Loamhedge down in its prime. Filled stiff with a lust for adventure, they travel to visit its mystery, but what will the find?

If You Want Updates on My Fan Fiction, Sign Here
If you want to be updated whenever I add a new chapter or whatever, sign here.

--Pinedance the Slinger of Pinecones Coneslinger Wood 15:56, 23 June 2009 (UTC) &gt;]] 18:46, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Silva the Squirrelmaiden  Talk to the Queen of Randomness! 03:38, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Poison Ivy  A Beauty from the Sea  19:01, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

--iFren  Can you show me how to fly? 13:59, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

~Layla Goldeneyes  Afraid? You should be...  13:37, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

Friends
If you want to be my friend, just edit this page and put your signature here.

<font color="#008000">Lady of the Shield-arm <font size="2" color="#0af000">By My Sword I am

<font size="2" color="#0af000">--Skipper falloon 18:32, 2 August 2009 (UTC) what's up matey

--<font color="#ffc0cb">Pinedance the Slinger of Pinecones <font size="2" color="#c0c0c0">Coneslinger Wood 19:28, 20 June 2009 (UTC) --<font color="#00ffff" style="background:black">Mauran Axestripe  <font color="#00ffff" style="background:black">My axe and I are one  03:36, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

<font color="#ff0000">Silva the Squirrelmaiden  <font size="2" color="#da70d6">Peace out! 18:10, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

--<font color="#0000ff">iFren  <font size="2" color="#c0c0c0">Can you show me how to fly? 03:48, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

<font color="#ffa500" style="background:aqua">Poison Ivy  <font color="#ffa500" style="background:aqua">A Beauty from the Sea!  21:59, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Yay, friendsy wendsies!--<font color="#0000ff" style="background:Black"> MERLOCK the rider <font color="#0000ff" style="background:black">Talk to the swordweilder 02:56, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Thurrn the Ranger --68.237.229.112 23:36, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm doin a pic for ya, so I'll be a wiki friend! Neildown --67.142.162.26 23:51, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

--<font color="#0000ff"> Bluestripe the Wild <font size="2" color="#ff0000">Eulaliiiaaa! 23:11, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

I am a totally different person from the guy above--<font color="#0000ff" style="background:yellow">Bluestripethewild  17:07, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

--<font color="#00ff00">Ferretmaiden <font size="2" color="#00ffff">"You can't bring me down!!!!!!"  22:58, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

s till trying to figure out this hole signiture thing wot! need a few days --Sham De Fflorian Braybuck 00:19, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

<font color="#808000" style="background:saffron">Martin the Loony <font color="#808000" style="background:saffron">Am being… Mysterious…  00:20, 1 August 2009 (UTC) They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky, and they remember what they are.

I'm not really an owl, I just think like one. --<font color="#daa520" style="background:Navy">Songflower, Redwall-Obsessed Owl! 01:08, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

~<font color="#008000">Fiona Fox  <font color="#008000">Talk!  01:57, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

i need help with my signature! wot wot! :O --Laurel haremaid "Come and talk with me, wot!" 23:45, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for all yore help!-<font color="#ff0000">Segalia <font size="3" color="#dc143c">Beware the Warrior! 05:48, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

~<font color="#ffd700" style="background:black">Layla Goldeneyes  <font color="#ffd700" style="background:black">Afraid? You should be...  13:38, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

FISSSHHHHHHHHH! 8-D --<font color="#ff0000">John-E <font size="2" color="#daa520">Tripes and taters! <font size="2" color="#008000">Mossflowerrr! 18:10, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

Hey! friend. hee hee!!--<font color="Aqua">Dewface  <font size="2" color="Aqua">”For Salamadastrooooooooooooooon!!!” 22:02, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

--Skywindredkite 15:39, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

Random Poll Time!!!
Are you a fan of the Redwall Wiki on Facebook? Yes!! FACEBOOOK!!!! No. I don't have a Facebook account. What's Facebook?

Which is my best Fan-Fiction? Redwall Villains: On Ice (Sniff) Hare-Maid of Redwall Diadio: The Legend I don't like your fan fictions. Haven't read any of them.

Macintosh or PC? MAC!! PC!! I don't have a computer (Sniff)

Do you like my drawings? Be honest! Yeah, they're COOL! Naah, I like (INSERT ARTIST NAME HERE) better. I've never seen any of your work. What is art?

Are you home-schooled or in public/private school? I'm in a Public School. I'm in Private School. HOMESCHOOL! YEAH!

How much would you be willing to pay for a commission? NOTHING!!! I have no money. :( Please don't charge. I have money but I don't want to spend it on that kind of stuff. $1-$5 $6-10 $11-15 $16-20 $21-$25 $26-30 Price is no object.

By the way guys, don't worry, I'm not going to start charging for commissions. xD I like doing it for free. :)

Do you still have stuffed animals at home? No. YESSSSS!!!! I LOVE stuffed animals!!! :D