User blog comment:Ferretmaiden/Redwall Parodies/@comment-1209332-20090726225922

You should do some monty python. like:

person 1: Oh no! The Abbot is dead!

Person 2: No he isn't! He's resting.

Person 1: He's not resting! He's passed on! He's flown the coop and joined the choir invisible! If he wasn't on that bed he'd be pushing up the daises! THIS IS AN EX-ABBOT!