Thread:Ox Rookbane/@comment-27512060-20151222200117

True story. In my Language Arts class, my teacher is a fan of the Bengals (NFL). I like the Steelers (NFL). We have to do something called "Book Talks" every quarter. All we have to do is read 500 pages every quarter and do a "Book Talk" about the book to get the pages added.

Well, lucky me, I selected Outcast of Redwall. For these "Book Talks" we have to describe the plot of the book. I went into describing the book, and I described Sunflash. "Sunflash is a badger who was in captive... and has a golden stripe..." (I don't remember everything word for word). The teacher asks me, "Why does he have a golden stripe?" I shrugged and said: "Genetics? Maybe he dyed his stripe yellow for the Steelers..." If she wanted to, she'd throw the book at me and flunk me for the "Book Talk." 