User blog comment:Hollyfire53/The Ultimate War Characters/@comment-1479469-20100616020457

I will include the following as part of my ongoing "Sarcasm on the Wiki" policy; since everyone else is inserting myself, I will do so very literally.

DISCLAIMER: This is in no way serious and should probably not be included in the fanfic.

Name: d2r (NOT "D2r", the capital D is a typo)

Species: Human

Gender: Male

Appearance: See my avatar, since I'm too lazy to describe my actual self.

Personality: Sarcastic wit with a taste for absurdist humour, excessive prolixity, and excessive verbosity. Uses sarcastic exterior to mask friendly interior, which is in turn used to mask deep personal insecurities.

Weapons: Any sort of modern weapon which is grossly out of place for the setting - because I believe in the arms race philosophy: when everyone has swords, bring a gun. Preferrably something really slick, such as a sub-machine gun hidden under a leather trenchcoat like in "The Matrix".

History: Wandered into the wiki and decided to stay for nostalgia's sake. Decided to make troulbe here until he was kicked out for multiple gross violations of the Duellist's code.

Main Character/Background: If you go completely insane and actually decide to include me, a cameo appearance would probably be best.

Death: I would obviously prefer not to die, but if I have to go, I suppose going down guns blazing wouldn't be bad. Or some kind of hideously gory death that Jacques himself would be appalled by.

Rank: Well, my avatar's of Edmund Duke from Starcraft, and he was a General. So we'll go with General, yeah.

Anything Else: This was a gag entry, and I don't expect to be included. I've had my fun, and will now fade into the shadows and lurk until next time.