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Hello, and welcome to my page! Hope you like it! John-E  Tripes and taters!  Mossflowerrrr!!  17:39, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

PS If you are mad, then please come here

PPS Martin2, this means YOU!

PPPS I'm also the admin for the Creations Wiki and the Easy Work Wiki

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Fan Fic updates
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When does 19 - 1 = 20?

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I'd love an update John-E! Pirate Vixen 101 19:10, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

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Hickamore, hackamore, on the King's kitchen door. All the Kings horses and all the King's men. Can't drive hickamore, hackamore, off the King's kitchen door.

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What do you add to nineteen to make twenty?

Definition of a Self-Made Lunatic

 * A Self-Made Lunatic is someone who deliberately drives themselves mad, and in some cases, off the rails, over the cliff and into the river. In short, a completely nutty fruitcake with the average brain capacity of a flea eating peas and apricots. I am both, as are many other people with bananas on their heads.

Definition of a Driven Lunatic

 * If you don't drive yourself off the rails, but someone pushes you, you are a Driven Lunatic. These kinds are rarely appreciated for the scope they give others, but for their inherent ability to whistle whilst diving off the fishmongers stall and into the pavement. It is easy to be one of these, as you only have to show me you can perform the above feat - if someone pushes you.

The Mental Docter
To qualify as one of my patients, you must define your symptoms whilst dancing an Penny Whistle. If you end up on your head doing an impression of a demented cockroach, you have passed the examination and must now enter the Loony Bin for People who can perform Demented Cockroach Impressions.

The Loony Bin
Poll: Where do You fit in?   The Loony Bin for People who can perform Demented Cockroach Impressions (I'm here)			  0      The Loony Bin for People with Banana-Skin Hats (And here)			  0      The Loony Bin for People who think they are The Stig (And here)			  0      The Loony Bin for People who would like to Qualify as a Driven Lunatic by pushing themselves (I tried once, and three days in hospital is BOOOOOOORING!!!)			  0 <div class="wpPollBar0F4459CB01BD359C5C63D8E168CF8469" id="wpPollBar0F4459CB01BD359C5C63D8E168CF8469-5" style="width: 0%;">     <label for="pollAnswerRadio0F4459CB01BD359C5C63D8E168CF8469"><input type="radio" name="wpPollRadio0F4459CB01BD359C5C63D8E168CF8469" id="wpPollRadio0F4459CB01BD359C5C63D8E168CF8469" value="6" />All of the above (I more than qualify for this)			 <span id="wpPollVote0F4459CB01BD359C5C63D8E168CF8469-6" title="88.89% of all votes" class="">8 <div class="wpPollBar0F4459CB01BD359C5C63D8E168CF8469" id="wpPollBar0F4459CB01BD359C5C63D8E168CF8469-6" style="width: 88.89%; border:0;">     <label for="pollAnswerRadio0F4459CB01BD359C5C63D8E168CF8469"><input type="radio" name="wpPollRadio0F4459CB01BD359C5C63D8E168CF8469" id="wpPollRadio0F4459CB01BD359C5C63D8E168CF8469" value="7" />Sanies(I think I'm - oh no, wait, I'm not here)			 <span id="wpPollVote0F4459CB01BD359C5C63D8E168CF8469-7" title="11.11% of all votes" class="">1 <div class="wpPollBar0F4459CB01BD359C5C63D8E168CF8469" id="wpPollBar0F4459CB01BD359C5C63D8E168CF8469-7" style="width: 11.11%; border:0;"> The poll was created at 16:03 on March 24, 2010, and so far 9 people voted. <input type="submit" name="wpVote" id="axPollSubmit0F4459CB01BD359C5C63D8E168CF8469" value="Vote!" /><span id="pollSubmittingInfo0F4459CB01BD359C5C63D8E168CF8469" class="" style="padding-left: 10px; visibility: hidden;">Please wait, submitting your vote...

The Loony Bin for People who can perform Demented Cockroach Impressions
Can you perform Demented Cockroach impressions? No? Get out. Yes? Alright, you can go here. NOW GET OUT BEFORE I HAVE TO PUSH MYSELF OFF THE PROVERBIAL FISHMONGER'S SHOP!!!!!! THREE MONTHS IN HOSPITAL IS BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I am going insane. Here's Top Gear '''. . . flumph'''

The Loony Bin for People with Banana-Skin Hats
If you have a bananananananana-skin hat, then you have come to the right place. Simply type your name on THIS PAGE, and I will send you some amusing images of stuff you will like (banananananas)

Sanies
If you are sane, then you fit in here. If you fit in here, you are wasting my time. Get out.

I said get out

I said GET OUT

AAAAAAAAAARRGHHHHH!!! (Mental Doctors whack me on the head with a large herring) aaaaaaahhh.

Me!
Hiya! I am Johnny Edward, but my otterfriends call me John-E or just John. I am an otter, and if you want to visit, my home is under the hill east of the ford by the toppled oak. If you want me, sit on the top of the hill, and chuck a stone down the little hole.

By the way, if I've tried to bash your brains out with my sling, or behead you with my sword, then the best advice I can give you is don't come near my hill.

Johnny
Extended Family of Johnny.

Grath Longfletch--+--Inbar Trueflight

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Yarro Trueflight--+--Honeydew Bulrush

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Me!

My ships
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My hill
As you may know, my hill is rather large, and the reasons are this:

I like it large, because it means that I can live comfortably in it.
 * I have to live in it
 * I have to store one medium-sized ship in it
 * I need guest quarters, a forge and a weapons room. Well, where else would I keep and make my weapons?
 * It's the same as Rangval's Rogue's Retreat
 * I need a large, cheese-shaped hole for my insane pet of a monkey, who - unless placed in this containment zone - would go madder than a hatter and attack me with my own carrot peeler.

Other unknown things about are that:


 * It has a large lake underground
 * It has two caverns jutting out beneath the River Moss, one that I use as a cell; and the other a cell for a behemoth of an insane fish.
 * The fish (a pike) (modelled on Stormfin) has an appetite the size of The Abyss

My favourites
Here is a list of some of my favorite characters, places, and other such things.


 * Favorite Squirrel: Rangval the Rogue
 * Favorite Badger Lord: Sunflash the Mace
 * Favorite Badger Mother: Badgermum Cregga
 * Favorite Hare: Captain Derron Fortindom
 * Favorite Otter: Finnbarr Galedeep
 * Favorite Hedgehog: Benjo Tipps
 * Favorite Mouse: Martin the Warrior
 * Favorite Mole: Foremole
 * Favorite Shrew: Log-a-Log Togey
 * Favorite Vole: Yoofus Lightpaw
 * Favorite Bat: Lord Cayvear
 * Favorite Vermin: Rasconza
 * Favorite Reptile: Firl
 * Favorite Bird: Tergen
 * Favorite Single Species Creature: Kweekum (Legend of Luke)
 * Favorite Fish: Stormfin
 * Favorite Ship: Pearl Queen
 * Favorite Quote: "We all chose our different paths. Some are born gentle, others are destined to be warriors." -Rakkety Tam MacBurl
 * Favorite Places: Redwall Abbey, Salamandastron, my hillock

Requests
I am one of the Redwall Artists and if you post a description here, I will draw you a pic.

Remember, post here.

Other
If you want to draw me, then here's the info;
 * Name: John-E
 * Species: Sea Otter
 * Weapons: One sword, a throwing knife (middle), a chopping knife (top), a stabbing knife (bottom), and a brown sling and green stonepouch
 * Clothing: Brown breeches, green top (same as slingpouch), two belts (around waist; around chest)
 * Hair: Light brown
 * Skin: Dark brown
 * Other: Tattoo of eel on right paw, long tail
 * If you want to draw any of my other characters, go here

Friends
If you want to be my friend then sign below the line, thanks.

PLEASE SIGN BELOW THE LINE, THANK YOU

Cool! I like Finnbarr, Sunflash, Rasconza and Captain Fortindom too!! <font color="#008000">Wild Doogy Plumm  <font color="#00ff00" style="background:navy">Haway Braaaaaw!

ShieldmaidenI live by honor and die like a warrior 18:19, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

Nice to meet you! Please sign my friend page too! Neildown --67.142.162.28 01:08, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

~<font color="#0000ff">Layla the Wildcat  <font color="#800080">Talk!  18:19, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

Ahoy!-<font color="#ff0000">Segalia <font color="#dc143c" size="3">Beware the Warrior! 13:37, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

--<font color="#0000ff">iFren <font color="#c0c0c0" size="2">Can you show me how to fly? 14:01, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

I'll be your good matey!--<font color="#000080">Bluestripe the Wild <font color="#dc143c" size="2">For Salamandastron! 02:51, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Hiya!--<font color="#00ff00">Ferretmaiden <font color="#00ffff" size="2">"We were ment to fly!!!" 22:08, September 30, 2009 (UTC)



Poll: Where do You fit in? The Loony Bin for People who can perform Demented Cockroach Impressions (I'm here) The Loony Bin for People with Banana-Skin Hats (And here) The Loony Bin for People who think they are The Stig (And here) The Loony Bin for People who would like to Qualify as a Driven Lunatic by pushing themselves (I tried once, and three days in hospital is BOOOOOOORING!!!) All of the above (I more than qualify for this) Sanies(I think I'm - oh no, wait, I'm not here)

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Greetings, mellon.--<font color="#40e0d0">Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="#008000" size="2">Want to chat? 19:31, October 11, 2009 (UTC)