- Hello chaps, chapesses and laddie bucks! Most of you know I'm less of the writer type an' more o' the jolly old song-writer type, if that flippin' well makes any blinkin' sense, wot! Well, here's a few of my songs, most of 'em Long Patrol ballads, plus a few tuneless scripts to boot, as they come to my bally old brain. This is a place for me to keep all of my songs so anyway if you're passing through, enjoy!
March of the Fifty-Third Foot
Big Breg Breltin
Rubbish Stew
The Sharp End of a Lance
Dirge of the Mad Medic
Ballad of Queen Varinna
Freedom!
Summer
Old Plum Mole
When You're a Dibbun
The Life of a Vole
Otters' Drinking Song
Barj Sneezle
The Song of a Travelling Mole